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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

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Impressive hairstyle

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 18:00

Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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Good one, mom

By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 08:30 - Australia

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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By Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

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badonis 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 8:12

maybe she was crying of happiness because she performed the most brilliant work on your head

president_benson 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 9:11

what i have learned from FML today: Don't let friends cut your hair... EVER.

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badonis 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 8:12

maybe she was crying of happiness because she performed the most brilliant work on your head

Ugh_Fmylife 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 8:27

Oh my gosh..... She destroyed your hair?! Yeahh....your life is ******.

chelzy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 1:04

hehe... just wear a hat, dumbfuck!!!

CanadianNarwhal 13

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:36

Wearing a hat 24/7 isn't a good idea. Hair need to breathe.

mleeb 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 8:32

and...?

president_benson 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 9:11

what i have learned from FML today: Don't let friends cut your hair... EVER.

Rubybabeexx 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 14:39

yer i kno. my auntie cut my hair once. shes never cut anything but paper. hahaa... it wasnt good. :L:L

aleithiera 2

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:13

What if your friend just so happens to be a hairdresser? What then, smartypants?!

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:50

At least she felt bad. And hopefully you both learned a lesson.

xillentz 0

Friday 20 February 2009 5:57

i don't get it? it's your friends crappy job.. are we supposed to have sympathy for her ??

NotoriousMandog 0

Friday 20 February 2009 8:39

pics or it didn't happen

skibleu 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:59

yeahh

ridiculous_gnome 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:12

she probably ran out to avoid laughing in your face...

Tri_fml 5

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:01

My girlfriend did exactly the same thing. I ended up with a medieval trype fringe - mocked her for it for ages :D

shblue88 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 18:06

Well...you shouldn't have let her cut it!

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Same thing different taste

Impressive hairstyle

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Good one, mom

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