Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Top comments
Bobissmall 13
Ew ew ew. Hope u slapped that bitch.
EricaCookies 0
You have a shitty friend.
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Comments (221)
ChaoticJaela11 1
Punch her in the face and tell her you didn't want her to be the only mean one.
Madrias 36
Shave a stripe across her head, then put the hair in her pants. Perfect case of revenge.
JMbh 0
Nice friend. I would punch her!
LaurenTheG 0
what a bitch friend!
sugarsweet23 0
that's horrible!!!
jerzqirl908 0
What a dirty friend you have smh.
glenzhao2 16
Break her nose for being such a pathetic bitch. Then put mayonnaise in your hair. I'm completely serious, it works.
Esha777 0
Actually everybody.. Maonaise takes it out; put it in your hair and wrap your head with surrand wrap. Keep it in all night; and than take it out in the morning and wash it out your hair. wash it alot. look through your hair. and do it again if theres more. It's way cheaper than all the medicines. And they don't even work.
Zayna_604 0
bahah i thought that was pretty funny
MercedesJhane 0
What kind of friend is she