Health: Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I...

By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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f_alltheirlives 3

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Sunday 26 December 2010 23:36

Dime sacks? Plums? You should trade those in for a pair of regular testicles

fakeaccountX 6

Monday 27 December 2010 2:20

Attention all FMyLife users. Testicles. That is all.

josh3847 0

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Sunday 26 December 2010 23:35

Should of paying closer attention when going any near the family jewels

rudikk99 2

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:36

lol ;) sirry

LightningLadyy 0

Monday 27 December 2010 0:12

How many terms for balls can you use in one FML? I'm sure someone will find out.

rallets 22

Monday 27 December 2010 0:16

lmfao right to the nuggets

mintcar 9

Monday 27 December 2010 0:42

What is "should of?"

brianjman14 22

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Monday 27 December 2010 1:46

Oh my god, if we're old enough to know what "FML" stands for, then we're old enough to see the word "balls." YDI, just for naming your balls "plums" and "dime sacks." I mean seriously, even "snow globes" is better than that.

fakeaccountX 6

Monday 27 December 2010 2:20

Attention all FMyLife users. Testicles. That is all.

alex0689 1

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Monday 27 December 2010 5:37

lol 50

lilmissy1290 0

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Monday 27 December 2010 6:42

considering that icy hot is washable ydi for being dumb and letting your balls burn..

lilmissy1290 0

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Monday 27 December 2010 6:44

considering that icy hot is washable ydi for being dumb and letting your balls burn.. hell soap water and some olive oil will remove it and make it stop burning.. (good for if you accidently apply too much)

KitKatKate98 0

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Monday 27 December 2010 11:11

I actually thought OP was refering to her b00bs when she said plums. I don't blame him.

LordXavier 0

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Monday 27 December 2010 13:02

I always think washing it makes it worst... maybe that's just me

lifeinhd 3

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Monday 27 December 2010 15:25

Yes, because that totally makes sense after he said he was applying it to his thighs.

ScaughtieHolden 11

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Monday 27 December 2010 15:57

Lmao 17

RedJester23 6

Monday 27 December 2010 20:07

lol your nicknames made this fml funny

8trickster8 0

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Tuesday 28 December 2010 7:14

omfg dime sacks and plums wut?! ROFLOLMAO!!!!!!!1111one

f_alltheirlives 3

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Sunday 26 December 2010 23:36

Dime sacks? Plums? You should trade those in for a pair of regular testicles

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

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Sunday 26 December 2010 23:53

He's obviously a penny pinching fruit enthusiast.

writergirl69 0

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Monday 27 December 2010 0:47

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALL BALLS BALLS BALLS it's okay, you can say that on the Internet

kmknotek 0

Monday 27 December 2010 3:16

you made my day(: lmao

boomboombitch 3

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Monday 27 December 2010 5:45

you read my mind

WingsFan80 4

Monday 27 December 2010 10:32

and he said dime sacks, I didn't know you could have more than one?

Danny_B 4

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Monday 27 December 2010 12:10

Plus a dime is tiny.

chasin_butterfli 0

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Monday 27 December 2010 12:25

This made my day. lmao

mageoreh 0

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Monday 27 December 2010 13:18

I've got balls of steel!

rockhound 0

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Monday 27 December 2010 14:04

"Balls of steel" doesn't mean shit if they're the size of BBs. Should've went for "shot put balls".

jckbco 0

Monday 27 December 2010 14:48

3, my thoughts exactly

quin01 0

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Monday 27 December 2010 18:41

damn straight

corkscrew8888 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:06

lmao yea ikr. and its really not that bad, grow some and you'll be fine

captainahob 0

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Sunday 26 December 2010 23:38

You spell honour like a Brit!

j4ym4n 2

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Monday 27 December 2010 1:40

...um. it is hour. not honour.

BlargHonk 0

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Monday 27 December 2010 5:48

Uh, no. Honour is the British spelling of hobor, not hour. Lrn2English, n00b.

Steffers183 7

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Monday 27 December 2010 7:51

Wow. It's amazing how ignorant some people can be.

BahahahLOL 0

Monday 27 December 2010 8:17

Canadian too.

Lifes_a_bust 0

Monday 27 December 2010 10:56

Where in the hell do you see the word honour?

_HeadShot_ 0

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Monday 27 December 2010 15:49

116 - in #4's comment

TheOptimist 0

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Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:45

Yet another reason to question the survival of humanity.

Choconumm 8

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:45

Ha you has been starilized fyl

unidentified_sta 5

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Monday 27 December 2010 0:19

That was nonsense. Please don't post.

giantsfan2010 23

Monday 27 December 2010 1:27

Calm down guys, he's just calling op a pussy.

bagginzy 14

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Wednesday 29 December 2010 4:04

Dime sacks? Plums? Seriously, who says that?

Peacewind 0

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Friday 19 August 2011 6:59

Apparently people from Jordan...the Middle-Eastern country...does.

HamsteronA 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:51

I found I had to read this at 3 times before I understood what it said, thanks to your bad grammar and terrible word choice. I thought you spilt liquid on your money then set your garden on fire. Also, what's icy hot?