Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that the woman who I punched in the face after I caught her on my porch snooping through my mail is pressing charges. FML
Today, my teenage son broke into my gun safe, took my gun, and dumped the magazine into the side of his ex-girlfriend's family home. He's completely stunned that he was arrested and charged with attempted murder. My wife blames me and wants a divorce. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I got a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three-foot range. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, a judge gave my ex custody of my two sons, most of my money, my house, my car, and has ordered me to take anger management classes. We're getting a divorce because she shot me with a gun. FML
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thefmlman2011 37
Are you sure YOU’RE not the psycho ex?
JasonThorn 24
Any gun owner should know the gun laws of their state up, down and sideways, OP. For example: In Arizona, simply POINTING a firearm at someone, loaded or not, is "endangerment," a Class 6 felony.
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Comments (12)
DLBL 23
Oh man, was that really necessary? Was she a threat to you or your family? When you own a firearm, you represent other firearm owners. This was just a backwater hick trash thing to do.
JasonThorn 24
Any gun owner should know the gun laws of their state up, down and sideways, OP. For example: In Arizona, simply POINTING a firearm at someone, loaded or not, is "endangerment," a Class 6 felony.
JackWood 21
Have you ever heard of 911? You can't pull a gun on someone for talking.
thefmlman2011 37
Are you sure YOU’RE not the psycho ex?
SAgirl 24
And she's the psycho? Sounds like you are projecting.
rpy13 13
What the **** is wrong with you, you are completely psychotic!!! I hope you get nailed!!! Maybe instead of pulling a ******* GUN, you just… lock your door and don’t answer it??? You are completely unhinged and brainwashed by US gun mentality, and you all wonder why you’re global pariahs and everyone hates you. This. This is why. Jesus H. Christ.
anonpixie 1
she’s the psycho? sure bud
JuneBleeds4 20
Yeah, YDI. You are clearly not mature enough to own a firearm.
Hangryko 32
Stop downvoting everyone for calling you out as the psycho, psycho.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Did she make threats to you when you pulled the gun? I hope your dumbass gets charged.