Alexa, play "Rockit" by Herbie Hancock

By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML
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luvppl 6

And parents say that our generation is stupid....

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luvppl 6

And parents say that our generation is stupid....

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IndiRae 9

To show me what he used to do as a kid, my dad gives me a shotgun, takes me out to one of our pastures, and tells me to shoot whatever moves. I wish he would breakdance instead.

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EvilPotato 14

that would have been hilarious to watch, put that on AFV you could win.

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jellitonoctopus 19

12- To be honest, that sounds pretty fun if the animal you are hunting is for consuming purposes. My dad had a phase of only feeding on agricultural goods he had farmed and chickens/ geese he had raised haha. Sometimes I would salvage the animal skin to create fun taxidermy.

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LaughinStock 16

1 our generation is stupid and the one before us :)

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kirsten_khloe 0

Parents shouldn't try and impress their children. Your a parent for a reason!

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DocBastard 38

You know what Kirsten , you're right. We parents should only sit on the couch and watch TV and eat potato chips all day. We should NEVER try to act like a normal human being, because god knows that after you have children you lose all of your humanity. Is that what you're saying? Grow the hell up.

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RedPillSucks 31

@12. That's when you shot him, right? ...., right?

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ollierobs 0

Strange coming from a single man who does just that all day there doc. P.s. Glad you went back to coke up the ass.

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KiddNYC1O 20

AFV is the shit you freakin' psycho.

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NAU_future 7

Doc, she is right you know. If you read any of the parenting books/advice you would know that the requirement is to lose all of your humanity. Although... Eating potato chips and watching TV all day does sound kind of fun.

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DocBastard 38

Well shit, I probably should have gotten one of them dang parenting books before I had my two kids. I'm probably screwing them up to the point of requiring therapy before kindergarten.

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PutItIn 8

Doc, you take FML comments too seriously. I read your bio and that is just sad about defending your comment to the death.

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Prankster7o7 5

12, We still do that, for sport and food purposes.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

a parent trying to be "in". not the worst thing in the world, but by no means acceptable

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Olovio 5

She probably thought you were a total bad ass xD

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jbo116 0

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ckr911 5

So when you get older you aren't supposed to have fun?

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DocBastard 38

Ollierobs - are you referring to me as the single man??

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jbo116 0

Sorry, double comment. Thank goodness for being able to edit posts!

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ImmaB3AST 7

I wish my dad has moves like that...

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Pinguini26 6

That's what you get for trying to relive the "glory days."

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