Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Bobissmall 13
Ew ew ew. Hope u slapped that bitch.
EricaCookies 0
You have a shitty friend.
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xxxkittykatxxx 0
Take a bit of beer or dog shampoo (just bear with me) and wash it really good. Do this several times for a few weeks just in case so you can kill all of the eggs and larvae. Or you could get someone to go through your head...when I was five, there was a little girl with hair down to her butt and she had lice. I ended up going to school with my hair in cornrows (And getting laughed at because my scalp was so pale xD) to keep them out. Got them twice... But yeah, just try those two methods, if possible.
justbigbs 6
This is when not having "friends" pays off, wow, better shave it off just in case, it grow back, but you'll have to wear a hat for a while, girls do look cute with hats, just saying.
lucywho26 0
does people get slice nowadays?
macskapingvin 0
Everytime friend bring home pizza, me get slice!
bigbadtim 7
Do people still get lice, nowadays?
DocBastard 40
macskapingvin, I laugh out louded. Well played, sir.
Zmeilerr 22
Atleast you didn't get crabs.
Quite_Simply 0
Don't be so hard on her. I got lice once and it SUCKED, but it was sorta okay because my sister had it too. It would have been WAY worse if I was the only one.
isaiaha11 2
lol thats punny
Nadinek98 0
that's when u give her shit about it.
emmywave 0
hahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha that's great
dabomb_17 2
why would u let her tie her hair to yours?
pandamuffins 0
Your 'friend' is a bitch.