Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Top comments
Bobissmall 13
Ew ew ew. Hope u slapped that bitch.
EricaCookies 0
You have a shitty friend.
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Comments (221)
sophie_ocean 0
Slap that bitch and shave her head. She might wanna shave yours after, for not being the only one tho.. Sorry for you OP.
sallen0046 4
Why is this person still your friend? This is completely unacceptable behavior, and is not in any way understandable.
tenniscrazy2 6
WTF!?!? What a bitch!
DestinyYum 3
Lmaoo win!
RedPillSucks 33
You should be from that tribe "Islapahoe"
stronghand0331 17
We who are from the Stronghand tribe often mate with those from the Islapahoe tribe. We are quite compatible.
FarSide 23
Yes, your friend is a selfish, self-absorbed *****-cu*t bitch escapee from Hell's asylum. But, it's YOUR mental health that is twisted like a mutated pretzel for even considering having and claiming such a sub-human pig as a "friend". Glad to NOT know both of you.
4thizzle20 0
well that was rude.. glad not to know YOU
TheManWithAnAK47 0
louse-ey friend.
clara99_fml 0
shave the bitches hair off(:
carloxxx 0
hahahaha true
Acousticpixie14 6
Obviously your friend is messed up in the head. I would call this an FML because your friend is psycho, but not because you got lice. She didn't give you AIDS or anything, lice are pretty easy to get rid of. Tedious? Yes, but still simple.