Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Top comments
Bobissmall 13
Ew ew ew. Hope u slapped that bitch.
EricaCookies 0
You have a shitty friend.
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Comments (221)
labudamike 6
sLICE her hair.
Mehness 0
I'm sure you two are lice guys, but you've both gout a lousey case of internet envy.
AA357 0
I think you guys should just be lice to each other. God, people are so lousey these days. Such ticks.
zp5 4
Oh God, make it stop!
rachelthelime_fml 29
Come on, we're ITCHING to make more puns!
vatt 0
I would slap her silly
emillyyx 0
LOL
thelastavailable 13
If she's younger than 10, she's obviously just a twisted little girl. If she's over she's a CRAZY BITCH!!!
ImariJ 2
I would have KICKED. HER. ASS. so hard the lice would have black eyes >_>
DocBastard 40
Shairing is caring?
That_helped 4
Not in this case
thelastavailable 13
No but sharing is.
That_helped 4
Sharing may be caring. But sharing your head lice, clearly you dont care about the person
ImaginaryFoe 1
I see what you did there.
DocBastard 40
Foe, you may be the only one who did. *sigh*
4thizzle20 0
I see too haahah. wer not all idiots on this website
xJASMINEx 0
I c what you did thar
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Doc, you have to realize that thair intelligence is nothing compared to yours. They weren't raised to work haird or pay attention long enough to hair what thair teachers had to say.
4thizzle20 0
that was a little too much... i think you killed it. nice try though
0opsie 6
I hope you slapped her. Who knows what else she could do? Offer you the rest of her soda because she has the flu and doesn't want to be the only one. Pierce your ears with a dirty needle because she has AIDS and doesn't want to be the only one. Kick you when you get pregnant because she had a miscarriage and didn't want to be the only one. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but still.
izzy0122 0
I agree with you tho.
sillybilly98 0
for real!!!!!
xTc403 1
agree
lostfaithinpppl 19
This ^^^ OP, that's a "wonderful" friend you've got there. For your own good, remove her from your life or she'll think it's OK what she did to you.
4thizzle20 0
she may not be the only one with lice but I hope you made her the only one with a fist in her face cus that's ******!
bigmoney12 3
when she's sleeping just shave her bald
thelastavailable 13
But then OP will be the only one with lice.
sammi_rubs 0
that just makes the lice go away on HER FRIEND
bananafire 4
agreed!!
klong91 7
At least you can get rid of lice. Just buy a shampoo that is formulated to treat lice and wash your hair with it twice a day.
laurenarnold 6
not that easy. lice costs about $250 to get rid of for just one person because the regular stuff at grocery stores doesn't work. the lice are immune to the grocery store stuff
That_helped 4
Yeah but who wants to go to the pharmacist asking for the lice shampoo, spending loads of money and getting weird looks from the pharmacist?
artisticninja713 13
She could also color her hair. I had a friend who used to do that when she'd get lice.
xxxkittykatxxx 0
Dog shampoo and beer works :)
sammi_rubs 0
nooo it worked on mee
Girlie2 0
Well, that is a load of crap.
Acousticpixie14 6
Grocery store stuff does too work. So does dog shampoo. And coloring your hair. There's TONS of ways to get rid of lice...it's very cheap and easy.
daytripper82 0
ummm... did your friend get lice often? wth??
That_helped 4
:(
Shadow_Phantom 26
What the hell. Your 'friend' sounds like a loony, FYL.