Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
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Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Bobissmall 13
Ew ew ew. Hope u slapped that bitch.
EricaCookies 0
You have a shitty friend.
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theonlysweetpea 10
Despite the fact that lice is easily treatable, no one wants to have it. The fact that this bitch gave it to you on purpose is what you need to be concerned about! When I got done putting my foot in her ass, lice would be extinct!
channyboo 0
thats some shit . haha .
purpledp12 0
thats weird
bubblej614 0
I would gave punch her in the face then shove her hair down her flipping throat
FMT 0
Over the counter lice shampoos are fairly effective and cheap. Just buy a few different varieties and a comb. If you do it with confidence they will assume it's for a child/sibling. And send the bill to your friend along with a few very stern words.
raizoriantkist 0
I'm sorry. Having lice SUCKS. I got it in July. Cried for an entire hour. To get rid of it for us, you need a fine tooth comb, preferably a flee comb you get at Wal Mart. You will also need a smagnifying glass(optional), a bowl of water, RID lice shampoo, paper towel and a flashlight. You section off your hair using a alligator clip. Then coat your hair WELL with the lice shampoo. (Get it all threw your hair.) Then, after ten minutes when you're done, (it makes your hair gross, you can put conditioner in it right away.) Then use the flea comb and section off your hair with a new clip. Have someone go threw it and get all the nits and bugs out. (Put it in the water and wipe any nits you don't get off on the paper towel). Do that until you do it over your whole head. Use the nagnifying glass/flashlight for anything that looks questionable. Go threw with the comb every day to check for new things. In seven days you will need to repeat the process just in case. they should be gone after that. By the way: wash pillow cases, clothes, blankets, etcetc. Buy lice spray and spray the car, couches, and your bed. Have fun! They are easy to get rid of if you know how too. :)
shalese 0
daaaamn straight. now das wassup hahah
shadmed 0
Hey, give 42 a break. Maybe she doesn't like puns.
kemando 22
I had lice once. it's not that bad. just some itchy scalp, and u have to get over the fact that hundreds of tiny insects are crawling around ur head and sucking ur blood while u try to sleep. but other than that it's easy going
missfmylife101 0
ew I'd call her a nasty bitch then Punch that hoe