Intimacy: Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals...

By lolzboss - 07/03/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

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a_girl_i_know 0

Monday 7 March 2011 23:13

today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.

memo619 0

Monday 7 March 2011 23:10

I think it was the fathers influence

memo619 0

Monday 7 March 2011 23:10

I think it was the fathers influence

AsianCookie247 14

Monday 7 March 2011 23:49

haha probably!

TayonaC 10

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:01

ya I'm sure he'll grow up to be a great well rounded.... stalker

lbeer 1

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:12

you guys must be stupid because nowhere on here does it say if he/she is a male/female

trdz23 0

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:49

Just go with the flow^^^

krazy_glu3 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:09

OP said 'my stuffed animals'.. I assume OP is a girl because not many guys have stuffed animals. back in school they called that context clues. you mightve missed that day...

MichaelGood 0

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 5:32

um I have stuffed animals? a big old penguin :) 3 Teddy bears and 1 giant toucan haha!

TheBeatlesAreLov 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 6:42

Can anyone say teen mom?

nmitche95 0

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:30

teen mom...

Ruff_fml 3

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 11:48

112 lmao

nannu_nannu 1

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 14:32

@50, they are debating on whether or not the child is male/female, not OP

jerica98 0

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Wednesday 9 March 2011 1:09

I lyk yu(:

IHunt 0

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Friday 11 March 2011 5:57

You're Pretty.

tatababe 1

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Sunday 17 July 2011 8:02

what is wrong with you OP he's FIVE!!!!!

moemoney8888 7

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:54

Love ur pic :)

sugarr0babby0 0

Monday 7 March 2011 23:12

HAHAHA

testthecoal 5

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:35

HAHAHA

fireflames113 6

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:07

Why does he even have stuffed animals?

LowLives 9

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:40

Read it again

Yf9 0

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:44

Hi ;)

nbk1405 0

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 10:45

^win at 2 & 62's pictures! lol.. pretty girl + freaking crocodile birdie!!!!

smiley1982 2

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Friday 25 March 2011 20:49

do it like they do it on the discovery channel

thetrojandude 0

Monday 28 March 2011 19:49

wat up

sugarr0babby0 0

Monday 7 March 2011 23:13

HAHAHA

a_girl_i_know 0

Monday 7 March 2011 23:13

today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.

Winter247 2

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:06

yeah seriously, the other day I was helping out in a kindergarten and all the little kids had cell phones, and I caught two "couples" making out. horny motherfuckers

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 5:36

Kindergarden? are you serious? a) They either saw some people doing it and decided to play follow the leader. b) Their parents influenced them. or... c) what you caught were some little people by mistake.

TheFuckerofShit 16

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 8:06

My father always said the parents had to be smarter than the kids, yet he got surprised when I flew Flight Simulator 98 correctly at the age of five.

loza2710 0

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Sunday 3 April 2011 5:44

well of corse at this primary school there teaching sex ed in yr 5 I'm in yr 9 and we havnt tacked about it yet

stevenmx86 7

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Monday 7 March 2011 23:16

Why do you have a bunch of stuffed animals?

kingtz 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:19

Because op is a furry!

brennan677 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:14

what is a furry.-googles it-. im scared.

free2speak 14

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:23

my thoughts exactly. shouldn't they be the kids?

Miii_fml 0

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 13:02

they belong to the kid.. but she paid for them?!? lmao

valri3 0

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Monday 7 March 2011 23:17

Ok my comments are not going through...It's making me mad..

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:14

So naturally, in retaliation to the site's evil methods, you attempt to post comments that will make you seem incredibly special if they go through. An excellent choice.