Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
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memo619
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I think it was the fathers influence
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a_girl_i_know
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today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.
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memo619
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I think it was the fathers influence
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AsianCookie247
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haha probably!
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TayonaC
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ya I'm sure he'll grow up to be a great well rounded.... stalker
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lbeer
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you guys must be stupid because nowhere on here does it say if he/she is a male/female
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trdz23
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Just go with the flow^^^
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krazy_glu3
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OP said 'my stuffed animals'.. I assume OP is a girl because not many guys have stuffed animals. back in school they called that context clues. you mightve missed that day...
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MichaelGood
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um I have stuffed animals? a big old penguin :) 3 Teddy bears and 1 giant toucan haha!
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TheBeatlesAreLov
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Can anyone say teen mom?
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nmitche95
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teen mom...
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Ruff_fml
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112 lmao
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nannu_nannu
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@50, they are debating on whether or not the child is male/female, not OP
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jerica98
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I lyk yu(:
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IHunt
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You're Pretty.
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tatababe
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what is wrong with you OP he's FIVE!!!!!
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moemoney8888
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Love ur pic :)
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sugarr0babby0
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HAHAHA
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testthecoal
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HAHAHA
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fireflames113
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Why does he even have stuffed animals?
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LowLives
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Read it again
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Yf9
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Hi ;)
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nbk1405
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^win at
2 & 62's pictures! lol..
pretty girl + freaking crocodile birdie!!!!
2 & 62's pictures! lol..
pretty girl + freaking crocodile birdie!!!!
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smiley1982
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do it like they do it on the discovery channel
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thetrojandude
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wat up
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sugarr0babby0
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HAHAHA
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a_girl_i_know
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today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.
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Winter247
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yeah seriously, the other day I was helping out in a kindergarten and all the little kids had cell phones, and I caught two "couples" making out. horny motherfuckers
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ConfusionsLoveMe
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Kindergarden? are you serious?
a) They either saw some people doing it and decided to play follow the leader.
b) Their parents influenced them.
or...
c) what you caught were some little people by mistake.
a) They either saw some people doing it and decided to play follow the leader.
b) Their parents influenced them.
or...
c) what you caught were some little people by mistake.
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TheFuckerofShit
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My father always said the parents had to be smarter than the kids, yet he got surprised when I flew Flight Simulator 98 correctly at the age of five.
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loza2710
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well of corse at this primary school there teaching sex ed in yr 5 I'm in yr 9 and we havnt tacked about it yet
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stevenmx86
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Why do you have a bunch of stuffed animals?
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kingtz
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Because op is a furry!
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brennan677
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what is a furry.-googles it-. im scared.
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free2speak
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my thoughts exactly. shouldn't they be the kids?
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Miii_fml
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they belong to the kid.. but she paid for them?!? lmao
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valri3
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Ok my comments are not going through...It's making me mad..
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boopityboppity
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So naturally, in retaliation to the site's evil methods, you attempt to post comments that will make you seem incredibly special if they go through.
An excellent choice.
An excellent choice.
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musicchick1712
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^^^^^ lol win
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orange9494
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Why do you have stuffed animals?
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sb7dude
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penis...tehe
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sugarr0babby0
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go away .
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DivineGarden
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don't get mad at the fact he likes penis, if he wants to be homosexual let him
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dudeitsdanny
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29- 14 was talking to 10 about 7's comment.. Haha.
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TylersBoo
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looks like noone else wanted to play the penis game !
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RedPillSucks
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Way to start the "furry" training young.
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MegamiKaosu
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Lolol furries ftw
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3alawyel7elwa
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Exactly! What have you been teaching him?
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trappedinthevoid
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I think the better question is why do you have a bunch of stuffed animals?
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xxcrayonsxx
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point exactly
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22cute
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I was going to post the same thing!
WTF is up with stuffed animals everywhere?
WTF is up with stuffed animals everywhere?
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MySecretaccount
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They could be the son's stuffed animals..