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By bigmouthedmommy - 13/04/2015 05:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

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loserman67 35

Monday 13 April 2015 14:28

So he slipped Mickey his "Minnie"?

mattzawesome 28

Monday 13 April 2015 14:24

I don't think I can look at Mickey Mouse the same way anymore...

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mrlawlor7777 26

Monday 13 April 2015 14:23

Was it a small world after all?

pugpuggy 21

Monday 13 April 2015 16:37

I'm sorry. That was terrible.

psychopolarbear 28

Tuesday 14 April 2015 5:43

As long as they don't take him to a Disney Park, they should be fine.

magicdust95 31

Thursday 20 October 2016 15:51

I bet it was his favorite thing to play with even as a kid

mattzawesome 28

Monday 13 April 2015 14:24

I don't think I can look at Mickey Mouse the same way anymore...

Killswitchknot 20

Tuesday 14 April 2015 3:35

Just imagine how OP and her husband feel.

fortune789 17

Tuesday 14 April 2015 5:27

"Haha! Hiya fella!"

xXCIPHERXx 8

Monday 13 April 2015 14:24

wow you deserved that

rdenkewicz 11

Monday 13 April 2015 20:36

How is this deserved...unless her son is secretly a 12 year old dog?

oroxsnyder 8

Tuesday 14 April 2015 2:52

i guess because they walked in on him, but i disagree that was totally an fml

fiveforfighting 26

Monday 13 April 2015 14:26

Well he is 12, time for "the talk"

MrConcise 34

Monday 13 April 2015 14:26

He is known for Tugboat Willie.

loserman67 35

Monday 13 April 2015 14:28

So he slipped Mickey his "Minnie"?

The_Podfather 16

Tuesday 14 April 2015 4:02

*slow clap*

Cads1 24

Monday 13 April 2015 14:29

I thought the talk was the birds and the bees, not a 5ft stuffed toy and a young boy.

kinky44 28

Monday 13 April 2015 14:29

Should've at least bought him a Minnie Mouse doll.

fluffee123 2

Saturday 18 April 2015 5:49

Doesn't matter, kids a furry, they have I kill it

pepsiman404 12

Monday 13 April 2015 14:30

that's my fetish. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

imyy 20

Monday 13 April 2015 14:31

Have a talk with him ASAP...that's definitely not appropriate!

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