By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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JustAnotherKid4U 5

At least hes making an effort to learn!

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dinosxxrawr 22

hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.

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JustAnotherKid4U 5

At least hes making an effort to learn!

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mikailanicole98 11

I hope Ken feels the same way..

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BaselxD 8

where else to learn anyways xD

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hemz_fml 13

Just imagine how he feels

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phoneYuNOlisten 16

Next FML: "Today, I was practicing eating out of a girl by using one of my sister's Barbie dolls. My mom walked in. FML"

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dinosxxrawr 22

hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.

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LissaMccracken 23

I should hope that'd be obvious...

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ShyAnn29 14

23, sadly, you never know these days!

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margojill 13

Maybe it was one of those life size Barbies?

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emilyjgraham 34

Hopefully he knows real vaginas don't look like a mound of skin and nothing else!!

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BromineAddict 7

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xlord 27

*Looks at #3's picture. PLEASE USE CONDOMS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX.

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fischerxx 10

Cotton Hill. That's who.

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Doritozilla 20

Why does this remind me of Adam Sandler!?!

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pokemonchick14 12

Uhh, I honestly have no idea. Anybody else?

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GoodLookingGeese 10

"Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME?"

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StanSmith2013 26

Gotta start somewhere...right? Hopefully he doesn't have a doll fetish.

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carnage45567 10

Practice makes perfect

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Madzobrk 3

hey, he is just curious. im sure his future girlfriend will appreciate the effort

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SkyGuy32 17

Well I think the solution for curiosity about that is ****. Not licking a Barbie doll's crotch.

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emilyjgraham 34

Porn is rather unrealistic most of the time so no, don't use it to learn! I know a barbie isn't real or anything but that's better than ****!

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Axel5238 29

To be fair if you take **** with a grain of salt and use some common sense it can be good as a teaching experience. Too many guys try to replicate everything they see and it doesn't work.

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spekledworf 18

Give him one of those cream filled chocolate eggs and tell him to lick the filling out. I think he's better off learning that way

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illegalbeagle69 23

Or a pudding cup with no spoon..

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jessBeAqueen 13

lmao #8 thats a first for me. I now feel the urge to runnout and get one of those eggs

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summer_2k13 8

Practice makes perfect

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DocBastard 38

Wait wait wait, Barbie isn't "anatomically correct"! What the hell was he licking? I feel sorry for the first girl he actually tries it on. He's going to be shocked when he sees all the different parts.

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Sinistra_Blue 12

"Why do you have a hole in there? Is that a birth defect?"

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ShakeDisPlace 10

Don't worry #11 I gave you a thumbs up! haha

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illegalbeagle69 23

Don't worry, I made sure you had the same amount of thumbs down..

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