FML : Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By The fuck, junior? - / Friday 5 July 2013 22:45 / Canada - Gatineau

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By JustAnotherKid4U | 5

#5567681 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:06

At least hes making an effort to learn!

By dinosxxrawr | 22

#5567683 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:07

hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.

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By JustAnotherKid4U | 5

#5567681 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:06

At least hes making an effort to learn!

mikailanicole98 | 11

#5567891 - Saturday 6 July 2013 6:52

I hope Ken feels the same way..

BaselxD | 8

#5568019 - Saturday 6 July 2013 9:47

where else to learn anyways xD

hemz_fml | 13

#5568263 - Saturday 6 July 2013 16:35

Just imagine how he feels

phoneYuNOlisten | 16

#5568702 - Saturday 6 July 2013 23:32

Next FML: "Today, I was practicing eating out of a girl by using one of my sister's Barbie dolls. My mom walked in. FML"

archnarquibquib | 21

#5569034 - Sunday 7 July 2013 5:52

#114- OP is male...

By dinosxxrawr | 22

#5567683 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:07

hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.

LissaMccracken | 23

#5567752 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:26

I should hope that'd be obvious...

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5567763 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:33

23, sadly, you never know these days!

margojill | 13

#5567926 - Saturday 6 July 2013 7:34

Maybe it was one of those life size Barbies?

emilyjgraham | 34

#5568036 - Saturday 6 July 2013 11:04

Hopefully he knows real vaginas don't look like a mound of skin and nothing else!!

LeFrogDog | 27

#5568199 - Saturday 6 July 2013 15:55

*takes notes

By BromineAddict | 7

#5567685 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

xlord | 27

#5567758 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:29

*Looks at #3's picture. PLEASE USE CONDOMS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX.

fischerxx | 10

#5568663 - Saturday 6 July 2013 22:44

Cotton Hill. That's who.

By Doritozilla | 20

#5567692 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:09

Why does this remind me of Adam Sandler!?!

pokemonchick14 | 12

#5567750 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:24

Uhh, I honestly have no idea. Anybody else?

GoodLookingGeese | 10

#5568477 - Saturday 6 July 2013 20:30

"Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME?"

By StanSmith2013 | 26

#5567694 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:10

Gotta start somewhere...right? Hopefully he doesn't have a doll fetish.

carnage45567 | 10

#5567954 - Saturday 6 July 2013 8:07

Practice makes perfect

By Madzobrk | 3

#5567695 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:10

hey, he is just curious. im sure his future girlfriend will appreciate the effort

SkyGuy32 | 17

#5567734 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:20

Well I think the solution for curiosity about that is porn. Not licking a Barbie doll's crotch.

emilyjgraham | 34

#5568037 - Saturday 6 July 2013 11:06

Porn is rather unrealistic most of the time so no, don't use it to learn! I know a barbie isn't real or anything but that's better than porn!

Axel5238 | 29

#5568058 - Saturday 6 July 2013 12:12

To be fair if you take porn with a grain of salt and use some common sense it can be good as a teaching experience. Too many guys try to replicate everything they see and it doesn't work.

By spekledworf | 17

#5567697 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:10

Give him one of those cream filled chocolate eggs and tell him to lick the filling out. I think he's better off learning that way

illegalbeagle69 | 23

#5568125 - Saturday 6 July 2013 14:00

Or a pudding cup with no spoon..

jessBeAqueen | 13

#5568835 - Sunday 7 July 2013 1:51

lmao #8 thats a first for me. I now feel the urge to runnout and get one of those eggs

By summer_2k13 | 8

#5567698 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:10

Practice makes perfect

By DocBastard | 38

#5567701 - Saturday 6 July 2013 5:11

Wait wait wait, Barbie isn't "anatomically correct"! What the hell was he licking?

I feel sorry for the first girl he actually tries it on. He's going to be shocked when he sees all the different parts.