Kids: Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing...

By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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JustAnotherKid4U 5

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:06

At least hes making an effort to learn!

dinosxxrawr 22

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:07

hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.

JustAnotherKid4U 5

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:06

At least hes making an effort to learn!

mikailanicole98 11

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Saturday 6 July 2013 6:52

I hope Ken feels the same way..

BaselxD 8

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Saturday 6 July 2013 9:47

where else to learn anyways xD

hemz_fml 13

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Saturday 6 July 2013 16:35

Just imagine how he feels

phoneYuNOlisten 16

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Saturday 6 July 2013 23:32

Next FML: "Today, I was practicing eating out of a girl by using one of my sister's Barbie dolls. My mom walked in. FML"

archnarquibquib 21

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Sunday 7 July 2013 5:52

#114- OP is male...

dinosxxrawr 22

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:07

hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.

LissaMccracken 23

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Saturday 6 July 2013 5:26

I should hope that'd be obvious...

ShyAnn29 14

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Saturday 6 July 2013 5:33

23, sadly, you never know these days!

margojill 13

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Saturday 6 July 2013 7:34

Maybe it was one of those life size Barbies?

emilyjgraham 34

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Saturday 6 July 2013 11:04

Hopefully he knows real vaginas don't look like a mound of skin and nothing else!!

LeFrogDog 27

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Saturday 6 July 2013 15:55

*takes notes

BromineAddict 7

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:07

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

xlord 27

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Saturday 6 July 2013 5:29

*Looks at #3's picture. PLEASE USE CONDOMS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX.

fischerxx 10

Saturday 6 July 2013 22:44

Cotton Hill. That's who.

Doritozilla 20

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Saturday 6 July 2013 5:09

Why does this remind me of Adam Sandler!?!

pokemonchick14 12

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Saturday 6 July 2013 5:24

Uhh, I honestly have no idea. Anybody else?

GoodLookingGeese 10

Saturday 6 July 2013 20:30

"Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME?"

StanSmith2013 26

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Saturday 6 July 2013 5:10

Gotta start somewhere...right? Hopefully he doesn't have a doll fetish.

carnage45567 10

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Saturday 6 July 2013 8:07

Practice makes perfect

Madzobrk 3

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Saturday 6 July 2013 5:10

hey, he is just curious. im sure his future girlfriend will appreciate the effort

SkyGuy32 17

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:20

Well I think the solution for curiosity about that is porn. Not licking a Barbie doll's crotch.

emilyjgraham 34

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Saturday 6 July 2013 11:06

Porn is rather unrealistic most of the time so no, don't use it to learn! I know a barbie isn't real or anything but that's better than porn!

Axel5238 29

Saturday 6 July 2013 12:12

To be fair if you take porn with a grain of salt and use some common sense it can be good as a teaching experience. Too many guys try to replicate everything they see and it doesn't work.

spekledworf 18

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:10

Give him one of those cream filled chocolate eggs and tell him to lick the filling out. I think he's better off learning that way

illegalbeagle69 23

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Saturday 6 July 2013 14:00

Or a pudding cup with no spoon..

jessBeAqueen 13

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Sunday 7 July 2013 1:51

lmao #8 thats a first for me. I now feel the urge to runnout and get one of those eggs

summer_2k13 8

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Saturday 6 July 2013 5:10

Practice makes perfect

DocBastard 38

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Saturday 6 July 2013 5:11

Wait wait wait, Barbie isn't "anatomically correct"! What the hell was he licking? I feel sorry for the first girl he actually tries it on. He's going to be shocked when he sees all the different parts.