Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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JustAnotherKid4U
| 5
At least hes making an effort to learn!
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dinosxxrawr
| 22
hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.
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JustAnotherKid4U
| 5
At least hes making an effort to learn!
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mikailanicole98
| 11
I hope Ken feels the same way..
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BaselxD
| 8
where else to learn anyways xD
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hemz_fml
| 13
Just imagine how he feels
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phoneYuNOlisten
| 16
Next FML: "Today, I was practicing eating out of a girl by using one of my sister's Barbie dolls. My mom walked in. FML"
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archnarquibquib
| 21
#114- OP is male...
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dinosxxrawr
| 22
hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.
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LissaMccracken
| 23
I should hope that'd be obvious...
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ShyAnn29
| 14
23, sadly, you never know these days!
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margojill
| 13
Maybe it was one of those life size Barbies?
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emilyjgraham
| 34
Hopefully he knows real vaginas don't look like a mound of skin and nothing else!!
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LeFrogDog
| 27
*takes notes
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BromineAddict
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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xlord
| 27
*Looks at #3's picture. PLEASE USE CONDOMS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX.
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fischerxx
| 10
Cotton Hill. That's who.
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Doritozilla
| 20
Why does this remind me of Adam Sandler!?!
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pokemonchick14
| 12
Uhh, I honestly have no idea. Anybody else?
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GoodLookingGeese
| 10
"Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME?"
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StanSmith2013
| 26
Gotta start somewhere...right? Hopefully he doesn't have a doll fetish.
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carnage45567
| 10
Practice makes perfect
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Madzobrk
| 3
hey, he is just curious. im sure his future girlfriend will appreciate the effort
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SkyGuy32
| 17
Well I think the solution for curiosity about that is porn. Not licking a Barbie doll's crotch.
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emilyjgraham
| 34
Porn is rather unrealistic most of the time so no, don't use it to learn! I know a barbie isn't real or anything but that's better than porn!
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Axel5238
| 29
To be fair if you take porn with a grain of salt and use some common sense it can be good as a teaching experience. Too many guys try to replicate everything they see and it doesn't work.
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spekledworf
| 18
Give him one of those cream filled chocolate eggs and tell him to lick the filling out. I think he's better off learning that way
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illegalbeagle69
| 23
Or a pudding cup with no spoon..
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jessBeAqueen
| 13
lmao #8 thats a first for me. I now feel the urge to runnout and get one of those eggs
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summer_2k13
| 8
Practice makes perfect
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DocBastard
| 38
Wait wait wait, Barbie isn't "anatomically correct"! What the hell was he licking?
I feel sorry for the first girl he actually tries it on. He's going to be shocked when he sees all the different parts.
I feel sorry for the first girl he actually tries it on. He's going to be shocked when he sees all the different parts.
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Sinistra_Blue
| 12
"Why do you have a hole in there? Is that a birth defect?"
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buddy51
| 23
Giggity!!!
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ShakeDisPlace
| 10
Don't worry #11 I gave you a thumbs up! haha
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illegalbeagle69
| 23
Don't worry, I made sure you had the same amount of thumbs down..