Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
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a_girl_i_know 0
today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.
memo619 0
I think it was the fathers influence
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Comments (165)
testthecoal 5
was your mom his test subject?
showmyboobs 5
did that turn u on
Shinygirlnz 1
Why does the OP have stuffed animals?
jonathannshannon 0
ha what have you been teaching your son?!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Hahahahahahahaha wow
dansco 25
Why did you have them all over the house??? Shouldn't they be in your bedroom?! Maybe you son has overheard your **** as you must be single lol
sallen0046 4
If you're old enough to have a five year old, why do you have stuffed animals of your own all over the house? Why would you assume they're in "orgy" positions and not just being played with normally? When you leave toys all over the house, children assume they're allowed to play with them because toys...are intended for children.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Banhammer your kid! That'll teach him to do the st00f.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
That*
AznsGoesRawr 0
Haha. I always did the same at Toys R Us when I was younger.
geko911 22
arnt u the one i picked up on the sidewalk last week?? hmm ya that playfullness as a kid has turned u into a very pleasuring person... lawl