Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
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a_girl_i_know 0
today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.
memo619 0
I think it was the fathers influence
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Comments (165)
in_wonderland 1
ummmm...no person with a 5 year old son should have stuffed animals. no one.
qman123 0
give Ur son a high five for that shit
AshBop 5
obviously they're "trying" to be cute.
MissKayla 2
YDI for being an immature parent, yo.
StrangeCandy 0
And how do you know this mother just wasn't over reacting, hmm? You don't know whether the kid really knows anything about sex and orgies.
StrangeCandy 0
The comment I was replying to said if a child has antatomically correct knowledge of body parts and their functions that it's a red flag. So, in essence telling my nephew what boobs were for is a red flag and that is what I find ridiculous. I believe that it is not fair to lie or say "I'll tell you when you're older" when a child asks questions. Children are naturally curious about their bodies and others bodies and will ask questions.
rasta_pasta 4
And it's ******* creepy going into those stuffed animal-filled houses. They're only slightly better than houses filled with dolls.
MariaxMayhem 0
#17 you're ******* sick ...in a few years her son will only be 7 or 8
gabzterz_15 0
One Word: irresponsible!
thisisariel 3
i love being a virginian:')