FML : Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword....

Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 5 October 2018 03:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7698210 - Monday 24 September 2018 3:31

Damn. Horny grandparents are everywhere. It's a good thing mine were so religious when they were alive.

By coolmike699 | 25

#7704075 - Friday 5 October 2018 3:11

Grandson sounds extra happy too. Everyone wins!

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7698210 - Monday 24 September 2018 3:31

Damn. Horny grandparents are everywhere. It's a good thing mine were so religious when they were alive.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7704073 - Friday 5 October 2018 3:05

I absolutely love that he was wearing one of granny's thongs as a necklace!

By coolmike699 | 25

#7704075 - Friday 5 October 2018 3:11

Grandson sounds extra happy too. Everyone wins!

By real life problems | 26

#7704077 - Friday 5 October 2018 3:23

Poor grandpa only gets it once a week

melisssa87 | 30

#7704078 - Friday 5 October 2018 3:27

They can probably hardly even move around

RichardPencil | 27

#7704110 - Friday 5 October 2018 7:12

For some older folks, once a week is plenty.

...or so I’ve heard.

By melisssa87 | 30

#7704079 - Friday 5 October 2018 3:28

Take a pic of it, you will need to use it as extortion when he gets older

By silentbabydeer | 8

#7704080 - Friday 5 October 2018 3:28

Well let him have fun!! What he doesn’t know isn’t going to hurt him plus he’s got one childhood!!!

On another note I hope you’ve either taken picture of him or video taped him.......use it as a blackmail when he gets older.