Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
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a_girl_i_know 0
today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.
memo619 0
I think it was the fathers influence
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Comments (165)
LaitsGo 0
I'm still wondering why you have stuffed animals to begin with.. Hmm.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Daddy and mommy should learn to close the bloody door, man.
alexavb15 4
Haa Bloody Door xD
SaharNar 0
whoaaa starting already young??! kids now know all sorts of things!! amazing how it gotten this far :o !
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Kids are just pervy...don't you remember being a curious kid? Kids know some stuff just instinctively. No worries.
sweetheart44 6
only in the US.
chuckvargas 0
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Rainbow101365 5
but sometimes it bounces... there might be a few rolls in there too
sweetheart44 6
only in the US
NinjaCookie 0
i think the real question is why do you have a FIVE year old son.. and still have your own stuffed animals..? are you a teen mom.. or are you a phycopath? either way.. you shouldn't have a child...
fubar4961 0
I blame teh interwebz...
fubar4961 0
I blame teh interwebz...