Today, we got new seats in class today. Huh?

I do that a lot, easy mistake... Don't attack me!

OP, remember to never lend him your pen, or borrow his!

At least you don't have to worry about falling asleep in that class..

Tell him "not as hot as the pussy" maybe he will move. XD

51 - Or think that's hot :P Seriously, no pun intended. Anyway, you never know with creeps!

51, what if the guy starts rubbing them, or worse, the shaft, just to get them warmer, because of what you have said, lol

Yep, thats why the scrotum can expand and contract. A guys balls work off their own thermometer. Too cold and they get closer to his body to try and warm up off of his core, too hot and they sag away to try and lower their temperature. I always thought the armpits were one of the "warmest" places in the body, since putting your hands there keeps them close to your core, as well as allowing you to surround them.

The balls are the warmest place when in tighty whities. They can't lower to get away from the heat. And it will create a lower sperm count. But stop wearing tighty whities and sperm count goes back to normal in a few days. Or so I've heard.

Or you can not tell him, then he can't reproduce any weirdos like him?

It's probably a good idea that he does raise his temperature and kills off his sperm. Should he really have an opportunity to reproduce?

The guy is not a creep. He's just warming his hands and wanted to explain so you didn't think he was playing with himself. Many guys do this, but usually not so blatantly.

I was about to say exactly that, #2. I mean, if you're going to totally creep someone out you should at least have all your facts right.

True, very true

yeah...inside

Yeah that was the joke #25.....

nice!

I was just clarifying, in case others questioned the flawless logic. Is this a problem for you? If so, kiss my warm place-hole :)

ha. that was kinda funny

#win

Or maybe a way to get into her pants?

6- somehow, I don't think it will be that successful a method of seduction, just a hunch..

#17 I don't know... I hear women like ballsy men.

No

Your pun was so bad that I can't even begin to decipher what its intended meaning was.

I think it means "that blows."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.