By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster
Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
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By  Sneekert  |  4

Well... they are not. they are usually a couple of degrees colder to keep errors during sperm production down. Tell him he messes up his sperm by warming the balls with his hands.

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By  Sneekert  |  4

Well... they are not. they are usually a couple of degrees colder to keep errors during sperm production down. Tell him he messes up his sperm by warming the balls with his hands.

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  Drigr  |  8

Yep, thats why the scrotum can expand and contract. A guys balls work off their own thermometer. Too cold and they get closer to his body to try and warm up off of his core, too hot and they sag away to try and lower their temperature. I always thought the armpits were one of the "warmest" places in the body, since putting your hands there keeps them close to your core, as well as allowing you to surround them.

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

The balls are the warmest place when in tighty whities. They can't lower to get away from the heat. And it will create a lower sperm count. But stop wearing tighty whities and sperm count goes back to normal in a few days. Or so I've heard.

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  cajekraze  |  7

The guy is not a creep. He's just warming his hands and wanted to explain so you didn't think he was playing with himself. Many guys do this, but usually not so blatantly.