By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 537
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Was it a bring ur own fish place?

Sounds fishy to me...

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Sounds fishy to me...

Ahhh, punny...

2- that was the point. Thank you for your cunning observation.

I'm here anytime... (Pulls a pistol, aims at foot)

RedMosquito 4

Waste not, want not

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Eh, you could have just gotten sushi without fish. There are many other varieties to choose from.

rallets 22

your parents must have been reeling from feeling so gill-ty after herring about your fish. but at least they took the oppor-tuna-ty to take you out and not act koi if i missed anything, let minnow

Sushi is always good

lindseykcool 6

48- yes. I don't care what happens in anyone's lifetime, the cure is sushi.

good point but not the day your fish died

at least they didn't make sushi out of your fish :/

littlegold 7

87- i got ur image on my caddilac. i got fish today feel bad for yours. Yet mine also died... And i am having lobster and the fish family tonight! :)

At least they didn't try to feed you homemade sushi.

Zahur 0

atleast they tried and its a fish you will get over it.

Zahur 0

atleast they tried and its a fish you will get over it.

Was it a bring ur own fish place?

I ate there too! Wonderful plaice, that.

detroitsucks247 3

Suck it up its sushi you pussy

At least you didn't eat your dead fish for dinner.

GoW_Chick 14

But OP could've saved some money if they did.

Exactly and how attached can someone really get to a fish

ShroomsOnAcid 16

If people can get attached to inanimate objects all the time, then they damn well can get attached to a living, breathing fish.

KiddNYC1O 20

83- You should watch Taboo on NatGeo. People marry walls nowadays, FFS.

How can someone possibly get attached to a fish?! One time I got a fish stuck in my bracelet while swimming in the ocean..

You whore! I remain faithful to my spatula.

Mmmmm sushi

My favorite is probably shrimp tempura. What about you? (Time for all the people that don't know what they are talking about to speak up so we can laugh at them.)

borkchop1992 15

i love the irony in the situation

And I love the sushi in the situation. Nothing complements a big bowl of irony like a plate of sushi.

Sorry about your fishy!

Jakesterk96 8

Atleast your parents didn't cook it into sushi afterward like that geico commercial to save money.

doglover100 28

Ironic. Yea it was bad.

monkeysareyummy 0

You didn't have to eat it..

Exactly. OP, your parents just gave you a free meal, be grateful.

lizliz23 0

u seem relly pathetic

You seem like a troll that can't spell. Pipe down.

And you seem really in sensitive.

You seem really stupid! Oh and learn to spell.

My fish died today too..

your favorite one??

jellitonoctopus 19

So did mine! It was a catfish :/ was devastating to scoop the little guy out of my tank...

Lauaries8 16

Mine too! I had it for eight years!!

I would be much more compassionate if this was a dog, cat, or even a gerbil or hamster. But a fish?

BarDownDaily 12

If it was a dog then his parents would have to take him the a Chinese restaurant.

I almost wrote that instead and erased it at the last minute!

Based off of your logic, only cats and dogs can be loved and/or cared about? Bull. I see no problem in this situation. OP had their fish for quite some time. Unless they truly didn't care about it, it would be natural for OP to grieve.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

So the more intelligent the animal, the more compassionate you would be towards its death? What about cows, pigs, chickens, etc? They're all more intelligent than fish.

TraceCase_ 19

One of my two African frogs died recently. I was bummed. Not as painful as losing a dog but I still lost a pet I had for a very long time. The surviving frog is 22 years old, which is pretty remarkable if you think about it...that's older than many of you.

fadingfaith 4

Those African Frogs are pretty smart. I watched a video where the frog was playing an iPhone game and it would get every damn fly.

kbg8409 0

shut up. yes, a dog or cat has more human characteristics and therefor, it's understandable. a fish, swims, eats, shits, dies... ooh aah! how the hell do you get close to a fish? it's understandable to be like " aw fuck that's sucks, my favorite fish died." then go on about your day. cats and dogs show mutual feelings to a human. they love you back and show it. a fish doesn't know wtf you are, much less loves you. so OP needs to get the hell over it.