Animals: Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents...

Anonymous 31 December 2011, 08:44 United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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SydIsPrettyCool 4 August 2011, 05:44 United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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FlipYoC 16 September 2009, 06:15 United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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Anonymous 2 December 2011, 06:36 United States

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

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Birthday Boy 6 December 2017, 05:00

Happy Birthday

Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML

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dukebluedevils13 5 August 2011, 01:47 United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish 3 March 2016, 05:32 Iowa Park, United States

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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bels12 5 January 2010, 05:15 Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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PoachedFish 29 December 2009, 10:57 Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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worstfatherever 10 July 2011, 20:54 United States

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

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deadfish 3 October 2009, 16:28 United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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DFlit1 0

31 December 2011, 16:24

Was it a bring ur own fish place?

Insane_Tea 15

31 December 2011, 16:23

Sounds fishy to me...

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twihard13 5

31 December 2011, 22:48

How could you pick favorites with fish?

KoalaBanks 3

31 December 2011, 22:56

oh come on don't be so dramatic, that's almost even funny, like something from a comedy... in all case they're just being assholes and thought it would be funny but that's not a FML... that's a "MPD" (My Parents are Dicks)