im sorry that being second is way better than first!!

YDI for putting your dick in the garbage disposal.

You have no one to blame but yourself for not going out being fugly and lame. And your mom stretching your clothes out should be a wake up call because daughters turn into their mothers physically and mentally. And eventually you are going to be a fat bitch slinging ass for all the homies at club "oo-la-la" as well it's only a matter of time. So don't bitch about it, embrace it. You dirty fat whore. P.S. Go make me a sandwhich trick!

YDI for starting World War II

Its okay. Just save them. A few months of chilling at your house is going to make you depressed. You'll start to eat more and get fat. Then you will fit into the stretched out clothes. Afterword, you'll come back to FML (because your fat and you don't leave the house like that) and write another FML about how now you fit into your moms fat clothes. Good day madam.

Maybe her mom is just a 'big' hit at the club.

i smell cougar yum yum

Seal clubbing?

it's like that tide commercial where the mom goes clubbing in the teen's top and stains it with a mojito or something

Next time, buy the clothes with the money you "borrowed" from your mother...

you know what else sucks? getting the image of a 46 year old, large woman dancing wildly in a club stuck in my head.

Agreed! Fucking hell, my mother once wore my underwear, and she is... well, I'd say about THREE TIMES my size. And that's MY UNDERWEAR! Ugh... I just let her keep the damn things... It's just effed up when parents wear their children's clothes, no matter the reason. I am sorry, but it just is! It doesn't belong to you, it most likely doesn't fit you, it will never make you look "cool" or "hip," and, depending on what you wore, we really would rather you NOT touch have your body parts touching where we might put ours....

I'm lucky, my mother wears her own clothes that are passed down from her sisters.. nothing new except lingerie. I feel sorry for you guys.. she's the same size as me too so I wouldn't mind.

Cougars are a fad right now...

how about other people that age OHMYGOSHNOWAYITMAKESSENSE

they can't discriminate like that you Fucking idiot.

...the OP has *connections*. =O

She is complaining because her mom "steals" her stuff. Well and because she stretches it out too.