By Crazyyyymomentsss - 07/08/2009 15:31 - United States
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im sorry that being second is way better than first!!
YDI for putting your dick in the garbage disposal.
You have no one to blame but yourself for not going out being fugly and lame. And your mom stretching your clothes out should be a wake up call because daughters turn into their mothers physically and mentally. And eventually you are going to be a fat bitch slinging ass for all the homies at club "oo-la-la" as well it's only a matter of time. So don't bitch about it, embrace it. You dirty fat whore. P.S. Go make me a sandwhich trick!
YDI for starting World War II
Its okay. Just save them. A few months of chilling at your house is going to make you depressed. You'll start to eat more and get fat. Then you will fit into the stretched out clothes. Afterword, you'll come back to FML (because your fat and you don't leave the house like that) and write another FML about how now you fit into your moms fat clothes. Good day madam.
Maybe her mom is just a 'big' hit at the club.
i smell cougar yum yum
Next time, buy the clothes with the money you "borrowed" from your mother...
wow that just sucks FYL
Wow, if you buy your own clothes you should demand that your mother pay you back for all the shit she's ruined.
Agreed! Fucking hell, my mother once wore my underwear, and she is... well, I'd say about THREE TIMES my size. And that's MY UNDERWEAR! Ugh... I just let her keep the damn things... It's just effed up when parents wear their children's clothes, no matter the reason. I am sorry, but it just is! It doesn't belong to you, it most likely doesn't fit you, it will never make you look "cool" or "hip," and, depending on what you wore, we really would rather you NOT touch have your body parts touching where we might put ours....
your mum sounds like a douche
There are clubs in the US that allow 46 year olds in? I mean, who would go to a club if its full of old people?
they can't discriminate like that you Fucking idiot.
hey atleast she doesn't wear your underwear! I hope....
is your mom having a midlife crisis? sounds like it.
i think its nice that an aged woman can go out & do regular ppl stuff..... fyl 4 sure cuz shes bigger than u, but if she was thin would u be complaining?
She is complaining because her mom "steals" her stuff. Well and because she stretches it out too.
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That's really fucked up and gross. I'm sorry your mom is such a sloppy weirdo!
Wow, if you buy your own clothes you should demand that your mother pay you back for all the shit she's ruined.