Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML
Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DFlit1 0
Was it a bring ur own fish place?
Insane_Tea 15
Sounds fishy to me...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (93)
YamahaGuy777 0
Why do you still live with your parents?
DocBastard 40
Maybe OP is, oh I don't know, A CHILD?
maddylovesu 5
*gasps* NO??!!
kbg8409 0
hahaha #32 and #37.
asnell98 8
I like cows, when I eat tacos I just try not to think about it.
Llama_Face89 34
I like cows too! They're delicious!
asnell98 8
Horrible..
GoW_Chick 15
You might want to watch what your typing 115 PETA has eyes everywhere now 0.o No human is safe!
jibz 6
Grow up. It was a ******* fish.
THE_A_TEEN 28
A *******-fish? Quick, call your local biologist, your local wildlife agency, a person by the name "jibz" has discovered an actual "*******-fish". So M. Jibz, any details about this "*******-fish" you discovered??
BarDownDaily 12
Does it do anal?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
65 - Careful with that, or you'll end up on DocBastard's profile pic.
asnell98 8
Wish I had a '*******-fish'... Do they sell em' at Walmart?
likasumboooodi 0
did you eat it and then they yelled guess what?? it was your fish!!!
fogrunner 13
Hi, everyone. I don't like children. So I eat them. And when my friends' kids die, I say "It's just a kid, get a new one." No, wait...
9R1NC3S5 0
???? I'm sorry. I ? my betta fish Nemo. But that's horrid.
kphippie 0
You deserved it
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because you're an uncompassionate ****?? I knew it...
trigger22 0
Yeah
Dracoboxer357 36
(To #43) You deserved it? Just because? No rhyme or reason? Nice....:p
ICATiger 13
Did you find nemo there??
DeathBunny218 37
Sushi doesn't have to contain fish. Sashimi is the dish which usually contains raw fish.
hateevryone 15
sorry about your fish.