By YOURMOM - 31/12/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 045
You deserved it 6 001

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Qwertyuiip 0

Tell that son of a bitch who's boss.


OP is lucky it didn't fall down his pants and the squirrel didn't feed on his nuts...

so you got attcked by a tree rodent and to make yourself seem manly( if you are Indeed a boy) you had to make the squirrel a su

whoops by mistake sent that- I meant you had to make the squirrel into some sort of super hulk squirrel to save you dignity :D because I doubt it was as big as you're saying it was

Have any of you seen two squirrals fight? I certainly would not like to be attacked by a caffine high rodent

GoW_Chick 14

It was arnold swertzasquirrel ... Anyone? No? Damn that was stupid.

Ydi...that activity is strictly prohibited to anyone under 75 years of age

eyeIoveyou 4

51 - if OP were 75 or older, wouldn't that be worst? lolol

59 - how would that be worse, my granny loves being attacked by squirrels >.>

GoW_Chick 14

Since my first post was a fail how about some of these Rocky bolsquirrela Jean Claude Van Squirrel Mark Squirrelberg *buda-dum-dum* Worth a try.

blanquito 1

At least 41/70 knew her jokes were stupid before she posted them..

FunnyGuy5051 7

it's okay 70 girls like you aren't judged by smarts or being funny

schwartzesquirrel. it was ****** arnold schwartzesquirrel. we're doomed.

Qwertyuiip 0

Tell that son of a bitch who's boss.

This is such a fake. Squirrels don't attack people for food.

Squirrels attacking people? The end is truely on its way. Brace yourselves, for rabbit swarms are next!

AlaskanEskimo34 0
G0v3nat0r 7

You know it doesn't say if OP is a girl or a guy. If OP is a girl, the squirrel just wanted to motor boat.

lovexbox 8

You just had to feed it your nuts now didn't you?

EverBrighter 0

I'm pretty sure that OP isn't right in the head if he/she were giving out free nuts. Sell that shit for good money!

They worded it badly... I thought a squirrel fell down OP's shirt but it was a nut that did.

xStaciexLynnx 15

I think most people realize it was a nut that fell down OP's shirt. We just don't know how that happened since (s)he'd most likely be reaching out or throwing them away from their body.

40- no idiot. A squirrel did not fall down OP's shirt. Yeah it fell from a tree and just happened to hit the target and landed down OP's collar. *face palm*

if ur a guy i understand if your a girl..... MOTOR BOAT BITCHES!!! why would the squirrel freak?????

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Squirrels, nuts, steroids and going down shirts?......Naw to easy, I'm off!

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Oh you must not know, I give zero *****. Take your ass to a spelling bee and tell someone who cares.

Teach me your ways, oh great booby squirrel.

Hope it didn't try to eat your nuts (bad pun definitely intended)

First sentence sounds like OP is teabagging the squirrels. ._.

ThatLooksSticky 16

That visual makes me want to go to the park right now.