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Tell that son of a bitch who's boss.

How the hell did it fall down your shirt?


Smart squirrel

If you're a girl, I feel bad for you...

OP is lucky it didn't fall down his pants and the squirrel didn't feed on his nuts...

so you got attcked by a tree rodent and to make yourself seem manly( if you are Indeed a boy) you had to make the squirrel a su

whoops by mistake sent that- I meant you had to make the squirrel into some sort of super hulk squirrel to save you dignity :D because I doubt it was as big as you're saying it was

Have any of you seen two squirrals fight? I certainly would not like to be attacked by a caffine high rodent

It was arnold swertzasquirrel ... Anyone? No? Damn that was stupid.

Ydi...that activity is strictly prohibited to anyone under 75 years of age

51 - if OP were 75 or older, wouldn't that be worst? lolol

59 - how would that be worse, my granny loves being attacked by squirrels >.>

Hammy just wanted his nuts.

Since my first post was a fail how about some of these Rocky bolsquirrela Jean Claude Van Squirrel Mark Squirrelberg *buda-dum-dum* Worth a try.

At least 41/70 knew her jokes were stupid before she posted them..

it's okay 70 girls like you aren't judged by smarts or being funny

schwartzesquirrel. it was fuckin arnold schwartzesquirrel. we're doomed.

Tell that son of a bitch who's boss.

Ya...... Ok

This is such a fake. Squirrels don't attack people for food.

Squirrels attacking people? The end is truely on its way. Brace yourselves, for rabbit swarms are next!

Did it get your nuts?

You know it doesn't say if OP is a girl or a guy. If OP is a girl, the squirrel just wanted to motor boat.

You just had to feed it your nuts now didn't you?

Nobody likes roasted nuts.

I'm pretty sure that OP isn't right in the head if he/she were giving out free nuts. Sell that shit for good money!

How the hell did it fall down your shirt?

He was looking for a good tims

They worded it badly... I thought a squirrel fell down OP's shirt but it was a nut that did.

I think most people realize it was a nut that fell down OP's shirt. We just don't know how that happened since (s)he'd most likely be reaching out or throwing them away from their body.

40- no idiot. A squirrel did not fall down OP's shirt. Yeah it fell from a tree and just happened to hit the target and landed down OP's collar. *face palm*

if ur a guy i understand if your a girl..... MOTOR BOAT BITCHES!!! why would the squirrel freak?????

Maybe it was nuts?

The squirrel just tripled the nuts ;)

Hey I see what you did there haha

Squirrels, nuts, steroids and going down shirts?......Naw to easy, I'm off!

too*! Har har har! Grammar Nazi is back!

Grammatical Nazi*

Oh you must not know, I give zero fucks. Take your ass to a spelling bee and tell someone who cares.

33- seriously?

Teach me your ways, oh great booby squirrel.

Hope it didn't try to eat your nuts (bad pun definitely intended)

First sentence sounds like OP is teabagging the squirrels. ._.

That visual makes me want to go to the park right now.