By YOURMOM - 31/12/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 020
You deserved it 5 996

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Qwertyuiip 0

Tell that son of a bitch who's boss.

How the hell did it fall down your shirt?


Smart squirrel

If you're a girl, I feel bad for you...

OP is lucky it didn't fall down his pants and the squirrel didn't feed on his nuts...

so you got attcked by a tree rodent and to make yourself seem manly( if you are Indeed a boy) you had to make the squirrel a su

whoops by mistake sent that- I meant you had to make the squirrel into some sort of super hulk squirrel to save you dignity :D because I doubt it was as big as you're saying it was

Have any of you seen two squirrals fight? I certainly would not like to be attacked by a caffine high rodent

GoW_Chick 14

It was arnold swertzasquirrel ... Anyone? No? Damn that was stupid.

Ydi...that activity is strictly prohibited to anyone under 75 years of age

eyeIoveyou 4

51 - if OP were 75 or older, wouldn't that be worst? lolol

59 - how would that be worse, my granny loves being attacked by squirrels >.>

Hammy just wanted his nuts.

GoW_Chick 14

Since my first post was a fail how about some of these Rocky bolsquirrela Jean Claude Van Squirrel Mark Squirrelberg *buda-dum-dum* Worth a try.

blanquito 1

At least 41/70 knew her jokes were stupid before she posted them..

FunnyGuy5051 7

it's okay 70 girls like you aren't judged by smarts or being funny

schwartzesquirrel. it was fuckin arnold schwartzesquirrel. we're doomed.

Qwertyuiip 0

Tell that son of a bitch who's boss.

SecretMe00 5

Ya...... Ok

This is such a fake. Squirrels don't attack people for food.

Squirrels attacking people? The end is truely on its way. Brace yourselves, for rabbit swarms are next!

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Did it get your nuts?

G0v3nat0r 7

You know it doesn't say if OP is a girl or a guy. If OP is a girl, the squirrel just wanted to motor boat.

javierrrrm 12

You Dont Say?

lovexbox 8

You just had to feed it your nuts now didn't you?

EverBrighter 0

Nobody likes roasted nuts.

I'm pretty sure that OP isn't right in the head if he/she were giving out free nuts. Sell that shit for good money!

How the hell did it fall down your shirt?

He was looking for a good tims

They worded it badly... I thought a squirrel fell down OP's shirt but it was a nut that did.

xStaciexLynnx 15

I think most people realize it was a nut that fell down OP's shirt. We just don't know how that happened since (s)he'd most likely be reaching out or throwing them away from their body.

40- no idiot. A squirrel did not fall down OP's shirt. Yeah it fell from a tree and just happened to hit the target and landed down OP's collar. *face palm*

if ur a guy i understand if your a girl..... MOTOR BOAT BITCHES!!! why would the squirrel freak?????

Maybe it was nuts?

The squirrel just tripled the nuts ;)

Hey I see what you did there haha

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Squirrels, nuts, steroids and going down shirts?......Naw to easy, I'm off!

too*! Har har har! Grammar Nazi is back!

Grammatical Nazi*

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Oh you must not know, I give zero fucks. Take your ass to a spelling bee and tell someone who cares.

33- seriously?

Teach me your ways, oh great booby squirrel.

Hope it didn't try to eat your nuts (bad pun definitely intended)

First sentence sounds like OP is teabagging the squirrels. ._.

ThatLooksSticky 16

That visual makes me want to go to the park right now.