Anonymous
United States
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SydIsPrettyCool
United States
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
FlipYoC
United States
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML
Birthday Boy
Happy Birthday
Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML
dukebluedevils13
United States
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish
Iowa Park, United States
Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML
bels12
Australia
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
PoachedFish
Lebanon
Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
worstfatherever
United States
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
deadfish
United States
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
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DFlit1 0
Was it a bring ur own fish place?
Insane_Tea 15
Sounds fishy to me...
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Comments (93)
thenoobftw 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
it's just a fish... Buy another one :D. P.s. Sushi is good.
Monkeybuttcream 4
Was that goldie1 or goldie2 that passed away? best to buy fish in pairs from now on.
asnell98 8
I thought the same thing but when one dies, the other commits suicide..
whitey317 0
Sushi blows!
make_me_smile 4
you're a loser it's a fish. get over it
asnell98 8
Lmao..
Rob777 0
It's a conspiracy.
zoe768532 1
Wy did you eat it.
IBelongToJeebus 0
I'm not going to bother correcting that.
IBelongToJeebus 0
But I will bother to say I'm not going to bother, ultimately resulting in more effort being used than originally planned.
GoW_Chick 15
... and even more effort to add that second post
littlegold 7
If no one is going to correct it I will. Why did you eat it?
CTVrhythmguitari 8
There had to have been something else to eat besides sushi. Come on now.
Dark__Angel66 24
RIP: OP's fishy Owning some fish myself, I know that yes, it is sad when they die. But you can always cheer yourself up by buying a new fish?:)
IBelongToJeebus 0
I find the idea of OP having a "favourite fish" mildly amusing.
kbg8409 0
hahaa really it's funny! wtf.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
How unfortunate. FYL. :(
SmittyJA24 26
You'd rather have gone to Red Lobster? Or Long John Silver's?
spencerc87 2
Your parents took you to dinner cause your fish died?! It's a fish get over it...wuss.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
If only you could just get over being a heartless dumbass. But sorry to inform you, it's usually a lifelong condition.
sordanjymes 6
I kno rite
kbg8409 0
lifelong condition? wtf. dumbass. ITS A FISH! get the **** over it and grow up.