Animals: Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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Saturday 31 December 2011 16:24

Was it a bring ur own fish place?

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Saturday 31 December 2011 16:23

Sounds fishy to me...

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dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 3 December 2015 0:20

You mean sashimi?

ArbiterOfFML 24

Thursday 15 June 2017 19:19

there are plenty of fish in the sea. Seriously fyl op.

randybryant799 20

Saturday 25 December 2021 21:14

It was a fish.

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