Work: Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told... - FML

By IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish - 03/03/2016 05:32 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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writerchic85 25

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

That would have made me laugh, I would have played along.

yeaforreal 14

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

What?? That is hilarious!

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writerchic85 25

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

That would have made me laugh, I would have played along.

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 4 March 2016 5:24

Why not just play koi?

yeaforreal 14

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

What?? That is hilarious!

ezrocks4u 29

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:02

Hmmm... Sounds fishy...

RageWolf16 31

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:03

#savethekoi

bornpatriot 11

Thursday 3 March 2016 20:00

#koilivesmatter

MasterTron 24

Thursday 3 March 2016 20:20

#fisharefriendsnotfood

mm12344 8

Thursday 3 March 2016 22:15

#leavehastagsontwitterexceptthisone

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:05

Sounds like there is an interesting backstory to this. What fish double crossed him in his past? Was he in the mafia? Is that fish in protective custody?

queerdragon 20

Thursday 3 March 2016 17:24

Whole new meaning to "swim with the fishes."

crayon_chomper 20

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:05

Well as long as he's paying you....

MedChew 19

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:07

Did he think the koi were yakuza or something? I mean they have so many body markings lol

toba122 12

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:08

What's there to be upset about in this one? Sounds like the guy was just making a joke.

kowsee 22

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:10

How didnt that make you laugh? That's quite hilarious :)

bstarqueen 16

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:12

I would've played along with that! That's really funny!

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