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By IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish - 03/03/2016 05:32 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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writerchic85 25

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Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

That would have made me laugh, I would have played along.

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Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

What?? That is hilarious!

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writerchic85 25

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Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

That would have made me laugh, I would have played along.

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Friday 4 March 2016 5:24

Why not just play koi?

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Thursday 3 March 2016 15:00

What?? That is hilarious!

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Thursday 3 March 2016 15:02

Hmmm... Sounds fishy...

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Thursday 3 March 2016 15:03

#savethekoi

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Thursday 3 March 2016 20:00

#koilivesmatter

MasterTron 24

Thursday 3 March 2016 20:20

#fisharefriendsnotfood

mm12344 8

Thursday 3 March 2016 22:15

#leavehastagsontwitterexceptthisone

Warmonger_Smurf 29

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Thursday 3 March 2016 15:05

Sounds like there is an interesting backstory to this. What fish double crossed him in his past? Was he in the mafia? Is that fish in protective custody?

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Thursday 3 March 2016 17:24

Whole new meaning to "swim with the fishes."

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Thursday 3 March 2016 15:05

Well as long as he's paying you....

MedChew 19

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:07

Did he think the koi were yakuza or something? I mean they have so many body markings lol

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Thursday 3 March 2016 15:08

What's there to be upset about in this one? Sounds like the guy was just making a joke.

kowsee 22

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Thursday 3 March 2016 15:10

How didnt that make you laugh? That's quite hilarious :)

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Thursday 3 March 2016 15:12

I would've played along with that! That's really funny!

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