Anonymous
United States
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SydIsPrettyCool
United States
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
FlipYoC
United States
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML
Birthday Boy
Happy Birthday
Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML
dukebluedevils13
United States
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish
Iowa Park, United States
Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML
bels12
Australia
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
PoachedFish
Lebanon
Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
worstfatherever
United States
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
deadfish
United States
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
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DFlit1 0
Was it a bring ur own fish place?
Insane_Tea 15
Sounds fishy to me...
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Comments (93)
zander4310 5
Sushi is dank
disney_blonde 16
Be thankful your parents even took you out to eat over a fish.
perdix 31
I'd hate to think where your surviving parent will take you to eat after their spouse dies. If they book a trip to Papua New Ginuea, don't go.
skyeyez9 25
I heard "long pig" tastes like pork.
screamo_neve 12
Kind of reminds me of the Geico commercial where the parents killed their daughter's fishes and turned them into sushi, then the daughter wanted to know where her fish had gone...
Schiffy 18
"Did you check under the bed?" "They're goldfish..... They live in a bowl." "Who knows?"
WinterSanctity 21
Was it really necessary to eat the sushi? You could have ordered something else, gone somewhere else, or not eaten.
WinterSanctity 21
I guess you gotta put the eat in dEATh somehow...
celina_buddie 6
You've already got "you totally deserved it" by saying you have a favorite fish...unless it was a really expensive or rare fish
LoganBurrito 6
Nice shirt.
Strafeh 9
I like cats... but could never finish a whole one
friedeggyolive 7
You have a favorite fish? You got to go out to dinner because said fish died? Whaaa?
LoganBurrito 6
Waste not, want not....