Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
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Kibaruto
| 33
If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.
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RojerRamjet
| 3
Should have let him find out the hard way
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Kibaruto
| 33
If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.
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subiedude08
| 17
He likes his dick extra toasty
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Snazzy_Snaz
| 17
With extra butter
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Lilxpie
| 18
#94, Your pic makes you seem like you have a sinister plan to rule the world with butter. You and Paula Deen should rule the world together.
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LowExpectations
| 30
That's fucked up #1. You're promoting rape.
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TheKidOnFire
| 10
@124 Dude... How the fu... You have made me lose 1,000,000 braincells in 3 seconds. Idiocity is truly hitting Earth. Harder than I expected. Call the Doctor now.
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LowExpectations
| 30
But how's it consensual if the toaster isn't powered on!? What wrong with me!? What's wrong with you!?
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soupermeal
| 10
It's Idiocy..
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lifeisfabulous
| 10
Wait which Doctor the medical one the one the flies around in a blue box?? Both vould be useful in this situation.
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RojerRamjet
| 3
Should have let him find out the hard way
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RadikulRam
| 16
The Darwinian way.
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vipirius
| 18
I agree, we don't need people like him reproducing anyway.
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Enslaved
| 36
Haha I took "the hard way" literally. :P
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ThatPlankton
| 15
So did the toaster ;)
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sirsquab
| 12
I'd just turn the toaster on.
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azisles02
| 17
Exactly. If he gets it burned once, he'll stop unless he is a true idiot.
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jw90
| 18
I think we can all agree that it's common sense to not put your dick in anything besides a vag.
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LowExpectations
| 30
What about glory holes #121? I mean, sometimes there's a chick on the other end...
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skystormdude
| 10
i say let him learn the HARD way!
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Soninuva
| 41
I think he got the wrong idea when people told him about "hot" sex.
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MsSoulReaper
| 27
I thought it was common sense to not put any part of your body in dangerous places.
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NoFlippinWai
| 24
especially, one's penis. I keep mine in the bedside drawer. ;-)
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Enslaved
| 36
The two slits probably turned him on and thought. . . threesome!
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Rainhawk94
| 27
the stupidity of people never ceases to surprise me
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Zimmington
| 21
A vagina is more dangerous than a toaster... A toaster can't give you STDs. Jus a tan
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davidislost
| 11
Complete with light charring on the edges.
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WingedApollo
| 12
As long as he wasn't the one serving the family buttered toast...
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TheKidOnFire
| 10
You have made my day. Thank you. @124 Made my day horrible. You bought it up again.
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awkwardlysmiles
| 12
Please tell me you replaced the toaster before making toast?
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Ctrl_H
| 18
Mmmm chestnuts roasted on an open fire.
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
I really wanna know how old your brother is.
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zandalee
| 19
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Mauskau
| 35
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NoFlippinWai
| 24
32, and recently divorced?
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Pikawhore
| 21
Did you explain by turning it on?
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Kibaruto
| 33
This was the joke I was waiting for. Thank you.
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hollyanne27
| 9
*ditto*#12
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pboyko2
| 6
This is why I sometimes question on how the younger generations are going to survive later on. But I guess we learn from our mistakes.
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NoFlippinWai
| 24
Op did not say it was a younger brother.
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Mysterious_one
| 20
she should have let life circle goes on by losing his fertility .. lol