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Awee :( Is it me or is FML getting flooded my fish stories as of recent?

This toilet has the power to reanimate the dead! I say we use it to cause a zombie apocalypse! Who's in?!?!

*by

16 you sound like such a queer

hey I can speak whale! woommmbnbaaaa!

14, I sea what you did there.

14- ah let the corny jokes pour in.

At least your dad didnt microwave him

Corny jokes can be so washed up and shallow sometimes, even if they come in a steady stream. I'd much rather drop in some deeper humor even if it may sound a little fishy.

You just got punked!

Theres something catty with that fish. You should of checked if he had one small fin...

83 I was expecting you to say "you're just sleeping you'll eat it later."

You'll be able to find your fish in Australia, at P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Street, Sidney Go find it OP!

damn floppers...

lmao nice you remembered the whole address

1- Aw, dog in a box!!

It most likely only moved a little because of the flush starting.

Maybe the fish wanted to break out...

130 - aww hot girl

130- Aw creeper!

It's 42 Wallaby Way, not wallaby street.

What?

That would be a strange mix up anyway...

Possums play dead.

Possums are ****** cool

I'm that's a common mistake. "My fish is dead, I better flush it down the toilet. Oh wait, shit, that's my possum playing dead".

I meant to say, I'm sure that's a common mistake. No edit on iPod.

70 - happens to me all the time!

Not only does this magic toilet revive the dead, but it also turns them into different species. Cool!

possums play dead so thats what they probably ment. not that it was an actual possum.

Thanks 139, we hadn't clarified that already

Is that supposed to be funny?

#3 I enjoy your profile pic so much. It's bloody hilarious.

Thank you haha :) I'm glad it brings joy!

3, every time I see that picture I laugh xD I've probably seen it 50 times by now, that's 50 extra laughs.

Amen. Spiderman's perfect buttsex expression FTW!

you do know the toilet spins the fish around making it look like it's swimming when you flush it? It was dead. calm down

ya. the fish will live a happy life down in the sewer.

took the words right out of my mouth

Who you callin' Pinhead?

107- I wish I could thumb that up 100 times! LOL

What is this... Two kids... One sandbox you put in your profile...? I must invetigate.... Prediction:

Oh my god kill me please. I am scarred even worse then if I had seen Satan's hairy ass in person. Do. Not. Watch. It.

what is it? :P

It's horrific. I would rather watch lemonparty for 6 hours.

A family movie about two boys learning to share in a sandbox at the local playground.

Ur emo

Actually the end of Finding Nemo . . .

lol

Hahahaha xD WTF I can't stop laughing cx