Kids: Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers... - FML

By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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By JulietMarie - 18/12/2018 03:00

Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML

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By Olivia - 09/08/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 16:59

Today, long after ten years ago when I answered the door to someone asking if my mummy and daddy were home, and I was 24 and it was my house, I just now got asked if my 30 year-old sister was my daughter. Time has not been kind to me. FML

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By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By doilookold - 07/12/2018 05:00

Today, stopping at a rest plaza, the cashier at Wendy’s asked my best friend if I was her mom. We are only two years apart. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 06:00

Today, my youngest sister was Snapchatting a new guy and sent him a selfie with me in it. He responded, “Is that your mom?” I’m 26.. FML

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By Riotxxo - 18/01/2022 16:58

Today, after confessing to my 16 year-old sister that I was only into guys younger than me, she said that was OK because she was attracted to guys in their late 40's and that an age gap was not that much of a big deal. FML

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By allgrowedup - 12/02/2011 03:10 - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 22:00 - United States - Boiling Springs

Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML

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By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

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Neevster 18

Monday 10 July 2017 7:24

It happens. When I was 5, and my two 15 and 17 year old sisters went out with me, people asked if they were lesbian teen parents

FtheHumanity 17

Monday 10 July 2017 4:49

GO NOW AND BUY ALCOHOL Also, F your ads FML.

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CodeXSK 10

Monday 10 July 2017 4:34

I feel you OP? I am only 22 and a kid from my cousins class asked me if my child was in the class

fuckmyluck2017 7

Monday 7 August 2017 2:13

I'm 22 and have a kid, it's not that crazy for them to ask you.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 10 July 2017 4:35

Go easy on the meth. It’s aging.

FtheHumanity 17

Monday 10 July 2017 4:49

GO NOW AND BUY ALCOHOL Also, F your ads FML.

LwyrUp 13

Monday 10 July 2017 6:20

Your sister's friend needs glasses!

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Monday 10 July 2017 6:23

Well you can take it as a way of the. saying you look mature, or that you at least won't need to get a fake ID.

EstrangedWife 3

Monday 10 July 2017 6:32

Accidentally said ydi. And they probablydidn't see your face

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 10 July 2017 7:21

Spreading foundation on your face like cake frosting is very damaging to your skin.

Neevster 18

Monday 10 July 2017 7:24

It happens. When I was 5, and my two 15 and 17 year old sisters went out with me, people asked if they were lesbian teen parents

Lucky O'Guin 18

Monday 10 July 2017 8:56

The kid is 4, so maybe they just assume everyone is a parent. Or, maybe there are some teen parents with 4-year-old kids in the class. It likely wasn't meant to disparage you.

Lucky O'Guin 18

Monday 10 July 2017 8:58

Sorry, OP, guess I misread 14 as 4. Still, maybe she was just trying to be funny.

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