Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML
Happy Birthday
Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
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DFlit1 0
Was it a bring ur own fish place?
Insane_Tea 15
Sounds fishy to me...
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Comments (93)
Levvy 22
"Sushi" doesn't mean "raw fish". It refers to the rice, not the fish. You can have all-vegetable sushi. Of course, I don't see much reason, since it wasn't something you cared about BEFORE it had personal relevance to you, which is rather hypocritical.
jonmansheppard 9
When my sisters fish died, I had to make it a coffin out of balsa wood and carve a gravestone with it's name in it to stop her from bawling. Then, I had to sing amazing grace while burying it in for her. Shes 14....
baseballbro2 0
It's a fish it not a real pet
InsanishDanish 10
Ignore the people who are saying "get over it, it was just a fish" and such. A pet is a pet, and it hurts when a pet dies.
ItsJustMe17 9
Your parents brought you out to dinner to make you feel better because your fish died?
pupigirl 7
I am so sorry about the fish :(
fieldhockey101 0
Why, that was a smart choice.(;
perry_sameh20 18
Sorry about your fishyy :(
chubby_choco 17
I know how you feel. I was destroyed when my betta, Lumin, died. People who think you can't get attached to fish (or are pathetic for doing so) are know-nothing assholes. Your parent's choice was...eh...poor. But they meant well, and I'm sure they meant no insult. I hope you feel happier soon, OP.
sissors1234 4
Wow..... I wonder if they were brothers......