Health: Today, my coach held a BBQ for the whole team. He told us to...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 22:24 - United States

Today, my coach held a BBQ for the whole team. He told us to eat up, because we wouldn't be working out today. He lied. After eating the equivalent of a Thanksgiving dinner, we had to do team relays. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 22:00

Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2013 18:39 - United States - East Northport

Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML

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By Sam - 30/10/2008 14:51 - Canada

Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months worth of work file helped make the best sausages I've ever cooked. FML

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By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By jj - 07/11/2014 05:47 - Australia - Windermere Park

Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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By bhnja_ - 18/04/2013 20:34 - Philippines - Mandaue

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

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Cooked out

By Anonymous - 22/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I got invited to a cookout. The host apologized as I got there because the hamburger meat had gone bad, and all they had were hot dogs, which I can't eat because they give me the runs. It was either that or starve, because I don't get paid until tomorrow. I wrote this on my ninth trip to the can this evening. FML

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By blue. - 19/05/2011 23:32

Today, I'm the coach of a football team. To celebrate winning a game, they poured a cooler of blue Gatorade over my head. This would've been great, if not for the fact that I'm highly allergic to blue food dye. FML

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karatekid97 17

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:50

To get him back I would've thrown up all over him and/or his car.

omfg_creepers 8

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:51

ITS A TRAP!!!

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SmexiiBacon 8

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:50

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gracehi 31

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:55

You really think so? Sounds awesome to me.

uhhSavage 22

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:59

Builds character, right?

OneNightStander 6

Tuesday 5 March 2013 1:16

This has happened to my team before...

TheRandomIndian 17

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:49

It blows.... Chunks

TeamKelly 10

Tuesday 5 March 2013 4:20

1, there's a button for that.

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Tuesday 5 March 2013 4:45

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PrussiaisAwesome 15

Tuesday 5 March 2013 4:57

You don't have to admit it. We already knew.

HKCgrimmjow 15

Tuesday 5 March 2013 7:32

51- why would you ever want to Come up with something cleaver??? If anything first spot should go to a clever response. -__- and coming* sorry, not a grammar nazi but... C'mon...

AKGirlinSD 20

Tuesday 5 March 2013 8:00

I was hoping the first comment would be, "... and after the the game, many were puking." Or something along those lines.

karatekid97 17

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:50

To get him back I would've thrown up all over him and/or his car.

onlychildFTW 33

Tuesday 5 March 2013 2:27

And he really couldn't get mad because its his fault it happened. Haha. Mean coach though.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:04

Or in his car ^^

alwayswinning123 7

Tuesday 5 March 2013 4:08

And then he would get kicked off the team..

AKGirlinSD 20

Tuesday 5 March 2013 8:28

2, you should've been the first commenter on this FML! I didn't read yours until I commented on 1's comment, writing it should be something about puke.

depocadoll 15

Tuesday 5 March 2013 8:52

What a dick! I'd puke on or near him.. >_>

SillyGirl4602 23

Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:16

77- that is basically what #2 said.

omfg_creepers 8

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:51

ITS A TRAP!!!

wlddog 14

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:03

I am not sure,,,, but it just may be a little late to warn OP. but good hustle anyway.

buckerado 19

Tuesday 5 March 2013 5:45

Coach:"Trust me guys, no workout today."Linemen:"Ommm-nom-nom"Linemen later:"Oh God what did...*pukes*...deser...*heaves while running*¿Porqué?!!!!!!!

HahaHokayThen 10

Tuesday 5 March 2013 6:20

...wtf

waitwhatsgoingon 18

Tuesday 5 March 2013 7:35

Your picture... I can't even... I just... It's...-sigh- WHAT THE ****?

wlddog 14

Tuesday 5 March 2013 15:29

I think we just witnessed a full on brain fart that ended up being more of a shit stain. Poor 56. Someone get him some toilet paper before he ruins his hat.

imavelociraptor 6

Wednesday 6 March 2013 12:42

56- based on what i learned in Spanish class "porque" means "because" ¿Por que? Means "why"...

tomhofer 14

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:51

That seems like a giant red flag but hindsight is 20/20

AllThingsBright_ 11

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:52

You didn't even have time to digest your food? Sounds like a pukefest to me.

travisbell5 1

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:53

That coach is an asshole for that. I wonder if he ate any though.

Connect 10

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:55

Gosh I've love some BBQ. Stupid freezing cold weather here.

Connect 10

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:59

I'd*

gc327072 30

Tuesday 5 March 2013 2:16

Weather determines barbecue enjoyment?

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 5 March 2013 2:22

Of course it does. Who wants to freeze their booty off grilling some chops? :P

AKGirlinSD 20

Tuesday 5 March 2013 8:31

30, it amazes me that people don't realize it is extremely difficult to bbq in below freezing temperatures lol. I'm from Alaska. We got 4 months to BBQ and that was if it wasn't raining.