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Finally, a shit pun comment that is original and funny! OP, if your stomach wasn't feeling right, you should never assume only gas will exit when you open your bottom gate. Sorry you had to learn the crappy way.

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Nonononono. Do you people never learn? "that's shitty" puns ALWAYS get thumbed down because they're overused and stupid.

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I remember when they were once thought of as clever and funny on this site! Oh how quickly things change.

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64, I realized that after I posted, I'm ashamed of myself. I'm actually a Grammatical Nazi to be anal about it. My picture is hypocritical because it is incorrect grammar to call myself a "Grammar Nazi" but I cannot find a "Grammatical Nazi" picture on my phone :(

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I took 35's comment sarcastically. Someone pointed out that if I'm making a sarcastic comment, I shouldn't have to write, "*enter sarcasm here*." But 35's wasn't taken sarcastically and was thumbed down. So, do we need to point out that the comment is sarcastic or hope that it doesn't go over most people's heads?

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Well obviously, the OP didn't expect to drop a load just by letting out a fart... At least it was outside and not inside with the professor...

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I'm sure he would go to the bathroom in the toilet if he could have. Haha. Diapers when not feeling great = good idea.

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I heard a story on the radio once about a dude who wore adult diapers on long road trips. Are you THAT guy, 86...?

Tell him about your stomach ache. when he smells it, he wont make you stay, will probably excuse you from class & you can go home to wipe your ass :Dv

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Personally, I would have just left a note or something so he wouldn't have to smell it, then hopefully explain the situation in detail later...

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Really? If I shat my damn pants, I don't care what responsibilities I'm abandoning, I'm going home ASAP. Although the thought of OP either having a conversation or standing there writing a note with a load in their pants is rather hilarious. (If anyone wants to help with comma I'm sure is supposed to be somewhere in the last sentence, feel free)

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