By claytwin - 04/03/2013 20:10 - United States

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 641
You deserved it 7 517

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claytwin 14

My first FML to get published and I am not proud of this moment but I did waddle back to my dorm to take a shower, and then I continued on with my life.

Top comments

They said "hall pass, please" "not haul ass, please!" No need to get off on such a bad shart.


Finally, a shit pun comment that is original and funny! OP, if your stomach wasn't feeling right, you should never assume only gas will exit when you open your bottom gate. Sorry you had to learn the crappy way.

Nonononono. Do you people never learn? "that's shitty" puns ALWAYS get thumbed down because they're overused and stupid.

Don't forget murdered!:D Nice choice #6

Giluh 19

I remember when they were once thought of as clever and funny on this site! Oh how quickly things change.

9-You have a capitalization error Mr. Grammar Nazi.

64, I realized that after I posted, I'm ashamed of myself. I'm actually a Grammatical Nazi to be anal about it. My picture is hypocritical because it is incorrect grammar to call myself a "Grammar Nazi" but I cannot find a "Grammatical Nazi" picture on my phone :(

I took 35's comment sarcastically. Someone pointed out that if I'm making a sarcastic comment, I shouldn't have to write, "*enter sarcasm here*." But 35's wasn't taken sarcastically and was thumbed down. So, do we need to point out that the comment is sarcastic or hope that it doesn't go over most people's heads?

111- It did not go over anyone's head. Everyone understood it was sarcasm. It was not clever.

They said "hall pass, please" "not haul ass, please!" No need to get off on such a bad shart.

Okay, before anyone thumbs me down or lectures me about my stupidity, let your mind be blessed with the knowledge that my comment was a joke, as I do not want to cause any ethical dilemmas. Thank you for your time.

Replied too late. People are really unnerving.

No, you see, for it to be a joke it has to be funny.

21- I don't really get why acting clueless is considered funny in these situations...

Cant figure if that's trolling sarcasm or just stupid

Shit sucks, bro. No pun intended. Unless you want there to be. But seriously, that really sucks.

JJ_Rokk 10

I'll thumb up your comment, just because of your picture... Pink Floyd FTW...

That's what restrooms are for. Better safe than sorry. Must have been awkward for both you and the professor...

For some reason I doubt the OP continued into the room fresh off dropping ass in their pants.

Well obviously, the OP didn't expect to drop a load just by letting out a fart... At least it was outside and not inside with the professor...

I'm sure he would go to the bathroom in the toilet if he could have. Haha. Diapers when not feeling great = good idea.

McAninch35 9

I heard a story on the radio once about a dude who wore adult diapers on long road trips. Are you THAT guy, 86...?

Grauncho 27

Well, not gassy, but "solidy". I hope at least it was solid.

dontpanic_fml 32

That's not usually how it works...

Yessi_Boo 14

Tell him about your stomach ache. when he smells it, he wont make you stay, will probably excuse you from class & you can go home to wipe your ass :Dv

Personally, I would have just left a note or something so he wouldn't have to smell it, then hopefully explain the situation in detail later...

Really? If I shat my damn pants, I don't care what responsibilities I'm abandoning, I'm going home ASAP. Although the thought of OP either having a conversation or standing there writing a note with a load in their pants is rather hilarious. (If anyone wants to help with comma I'm sure is supposed to be somewhere in the last sentence, feel free)