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He should hurl his throw up at the coach
My coach was a jerk too.
Tell him he looks like throw up
Or join another soccer team and beat your coach's team. then laugh at his face
Not relevant, but #1--or should I say 9?--who did you murder for your username?
i think #38 was referring to doctor who.
no, 38 was talking about how many people probably wanted his name.
Show off
David Tennant was overrated.
I think I sense an overriding aura of pessimism coming from #67, or should I say user "ColdplaySucks".
#49 (you'll probably never see this) - While you are correct and I commend the informational altruism, comment #41 was a brilliant Whovian joke of its own!
That's such horseshit, appeal to one of the other coaches since there are normally more than one. That actually shows you have the best fitness there, yes I am a fellow football player, carry on.
Making it on a team at my school is like a popularity contest. total bs
When that happens to me, I just hold it in. It is very hard to do, but it can be done. It is not like a illness where you literally have no choice. Just throwing that out there. I never have thrown up due to exercise.
my coach would actually get mad at me if i threw up. yes it shows youre working hard, but pushing youraelf to the point of throwing up is dangerous and not healthy. if done repeatedly, it can cause many problems due to the acidity of your stomach acid and bile (like causing damage to your esophagus and mouth).
definitely doesnt make your weak though
you* -.-
Op obviously tried to their fullest extent... Obviously if you havnt puked you have never pushed yourself to the maximum.
I throw up when ever I work too hard. I don't know what it is but my whole life, even though I'm in good shape, I puke after a difficult workout. I can feel it coming and I can hold it in till after but then it just comes out. Pretty disgusting I know but it just happens.
95- do you drink while working out? if so, how much? chugging water down during a work out can actually be bad and cause you to throw up. you need to take small sips every once in a while. or maybe your electrolyte levels go down. when i exercise, i can only take gatorade or powerade because water doesnt have electrolytes, and i would throw up or pass out
Yeah I drink before and during the workout but its not like I chug water. I don't drink Gatorade just because the salt content but I don't think the reason I puke is dehydration.
thats really weird. if you havent, you should get that checked out, just to make sure everything is okay. i also have a really low iron and hemoglobin level and it causes me to get nauseous after being active. throwing up repeatedly is really detrimental to your health and you should find the reason before something bad happens to you :/ good luck with everything :)
I'm not a very healthy guy and I've gotten sick of going to the doctor for shit like this cause they can't figure out dick all. I've had just about every test known to man (blood, CT, MRI) done and they can't find anything so I don't know.
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Show it anywayAthletes will do almost anything to make a team. Op tried his hardest, and his coach was an asshole. This wasn't Op's fault at all.
I beg to differ. It was his fault, vomiting due to dehydration can be avoided by.... Taking a bottle of water with you
Stay hydrated. Drink water the entire day before the intense workout, then drink it sparingly when you are exercising; too much during the time can cause cramps and stomach tenderness. Also eat plenty of healthy food at lunch then eat a sugary granola bar or something similar right before you run. Anyway, that coach sounds awful. At least you made it through the two hours before you puked!
Jesus guys, get your shit together. Vomiting can be caused from over exercising no matter how hydrated you are. OP tried there hardest during the practice and the coach was a dick. Also, vomiting from over exercising isn't potentially dangerous for your health, just a sign that you should take a break.
the coach shouldnt do that. if he noticed you running well wouldnt he have said something? was he to focused on his phone?
I know right? That coach is a douche. He should have given the OP support and advice to fix the issue, or at least just not be an asshole. I wonder why he decided to be a coach in the first place.
Do you really want to play for such an asshole? Count your blessings that he cut you. If that's the way he thinks, imagine his reaction if you miss a penalty kick.
Honestly OP, if the coach is that terrible & that much of an idiot, it's not worth playing for him. I bet you can find a much better team to play for.
Man, if only you threw up in his general direction...
But only if his mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries.
Okay that seriously reminded me of the French guy in monte python... "I fart in your general direction" or "I blow my nostrils at your general direction"
Weak leaders make weak followers. Go find yourself a good coach who actually cares for their team OP.
that sucks , but if you can run two hours you can make any team ! cheer up OP
shouldve threw up on him
*thrown* sorry i just had to
I* and you forget a period. Sorry, I just had to.
"I* and you forgot a period" is not a complete sentence and you forgot the comma after "I*". Sorry, i just had to.
#88 - Well, if you are going to do that, then at least capitalize the "I" in "Sorry, I just had to."
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what a jerk. keep trying
That's such horseshit, appeal to one of the other coaches since there are normally more than one. That actually shows you have the best fitness there, yes I am a fellow football player, carry on.