HahaHokayThen

About Hahahokaythen

Everyone's "about me" is so funny, I can't think of anything funny but realistic. I thought that if I said that, something would come to me. I guess not. Still waiting .. . . . . . . . . okay, well um I'm just gonna go now. . .

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Hahahokaythen's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it

By George / Tuesday 15 January 2013 20:53 / United States - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bella - / Tuesday 15 January 2013 18:57 / United States - Sanford

Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 14 January 2013 05:52 / United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 15 January 2013 00:21 / Canada - Corner Brook

Going well

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By shiney100893 - / Monday 14 January 2013 12:56 / Ireland - Dublin

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It's in the can!

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

100 kick-ass comments

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50 quality comments

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

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I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

One more and it's business time

Going well