By begging for air - 20/02/2014 17:45 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I went to the arcade with my dad, and we decided to try out the hurricane simulator, which blasts 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML
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Now you can say you've also been in a gas chamber simulator.

TorturedXeno 27

Just be glad it wasn't a tornado simulator.

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I'm sorry, but I'm laughing so hard at this!

That's... sort of the point of this website... thanks for sharing.

I come here to cry at people's misfortune sometimes...

TorturedXeno 27

Just be glad it wasn't a tornado simulator.

Sharknado!!

can you please explain your logic as to why a tornado simulator would have been worse than a hurricane simulator?

Explaining logistics on here won't do you much good. There really aren't that many logical concepts. :)

but what do trucks have to do with logic

#67 for one, a tornado simulation would be much worse simply for the fact that tornado force winds get up to hundreds of miles per hour, so I would expect death in such a case. Furthermore, I think the commentor was making a joke because faster winds would cause worse smell intensity. Just a hunch.

Wouldn't it just blow it all out?

"Enclosed" doesn't mean "airtight"

Actually, if op really meant the definition of enclosed. Airtight is exactly what that means

The definition of enclosed does not in any way mean airtight, you were reaching.

Must've been a really loud fart.

I'm thinking OP must have just smelled it during the simulation rather than having heard it with the loud wind and all

Hey better loud than silent and deadly

Now you can say you've also been in a gas chamber simulator.

I feel like such an asshole for laughing so hard at this... XD

shit, you beat me to it

Hey man my grandpa died in the holocaust!

Everyone prank call this guy. ^

Aw shweetz, I've always wanted to try a gas chamber simulator!

Hey its two simulations for the price of one :)

Hey #26 let me guess how he died. Did he fall out of a guard tower?

But it was probably missing shower heads.

Go ahead and get ready to be thumbed down bad...

You were trapped in a shit (fume) storm. That stinks... Literally.

It didnt work

YOU don't work, you welfare collectin' ho. :P

Fight fire with fire

It wasn't the dad's fault, the ride just knocked the uh... wind... out of him.

But won't that just light the methane and make everything worse?

The fart should have dispersed rather quickly.

Yup. And the resultant dispersed particulates in the air are undetectable by the human nose.

So much corniness on here.