tomhofer

About Tomhofer

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I moderated this!
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Up and coming moderator
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I agree, my mouse works.
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It's in the can!
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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The return of the thumb
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Socialite
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One more and it's business time
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Tomhofer's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By WasntMe / Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:15 / United States

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 July 2013 03:40 / United States - Odenton

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By embarrassedmom / Saturday 31 August 2013 23:48 / United States

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:22 / United Kingdom

Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By um... what the fuck, miss? - / Friday 2 August 2013 20:23 / United Kingdom

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I agree, my mouse works.

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Judgmental

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Profile completed

It's in the can!

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

50 favorites

Checking you out

The return of the thumb

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

The thumb strikes back

My diary is a collector's item

Tell us what happened next

Work is a 4-letter word

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

Tweet, tweet

YDI Master

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Socialite

The rules are the rules

One more and it's business time