FML : Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach...

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Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 2 January 2011 03:21 / United States

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By armybarbie | 1

#1920173 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:03

report him? idk sucks to be you.

By juliaaalove | 8

#1920646 - Sunday 2 January 2011 10:43

#49 I don't appreciate that comment. I play girls high school basketball and it's the same game the guys play you jackass. it's ignorant dicks like you who make this a bad world so why don't you get off your fat ass and try to beat women in WNBA and see how that works out for you!

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By LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 | 2

#1920171 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:03

Lmao.

MadPercussion | 0

#1920260 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:13

that's balls.

LightningLadyy | 0

#1920337 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:25

Sounds like he didn't want you on the team anyways. THAT SUCKS.

Cates500 | 0

#1920447 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:46

Ouch

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1920470 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:49

0....that's the attendance at women's basketball matches so who cares

nycuser | 0

#1920506 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:52

Can someone please tell me how to send a private message only to a particular FML app user over here? I'm not able to figure out.

CollegeGirl2010 | 0

#1920575 - Sunday 2 January 2011 10:12

well obviously you are the water girl..in this case though the coffee girl? lol :D

GiggidyPants | 0

#1920615 - Sunday 2 January 2011 10:31

Pray to Bob Saget for your coach to be destroyed.

juliaaalove | 8

#1920646 - Sunday 2 January 2011 10:43

mercedes3210 | 6

#1920701 - Sunday 2 January 2011 10:55

#75... I'm pretty sure he was just kidding...

ICaughtFire | 4

#1920783 - Sunday 2 January 2011 11:21

51.. I might be wrong, but I think you have to ber on the website. The app I use won't let you do it, anyway. 75.. Is it time to change your tampon? Geez.

ICaughtFire | 4

#1920887 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:00

Oops.. Be*

ayleyyasuko | 0

#1920982 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:36

where on earth can you get coffee in just 2 minutes? jeez.

Bano360 | 25

#1921137 - Sunday 2 January 2011 01:41

Yeah 51 you need to be on the internet and not the app to send messages. Kinda annoying but meh.

xxdannychaosxx | 0

#1921192 - Sunday 2 January 2011 02:30

@91 8 minutes not 2.

xxdannychaosxx | 0

#1921195 - Sunday 2 January 2011 02:30

@91 8 minutes not 2.

Sportsfan86 | 3

#1921462 - Sunday 2 January 2011 05:59

#75: I'm pretty sure if you put the top 5 stars in the NBA against the top 5 stars in the WNBA it's a given who's gonna come out on top

MnBran6 | 0

#1921477 - Sunday 2 January 2011 06:14

113 and I'M surprised that a well known patron of FML can get so butthurt over such a comment, I thought you were better than that. Tsk tsk.

joooeee | 3

#1921849 - Sunday 2 January 2011 10:10

high school girls basketball is hilarious to watch. even though they have the same level of talent as 4th grade boys, it's more entertaining than the NBA.

Milly143 | 3

#1922968 - Monday 3 January 2011 10:04

75- geez calm the fuck down. i play high school bball too but i dont get all asshurt about it

mr_miyagi | 0

#1924444 - Monday 3 January 2011 10:28

hahaha 75 is obviosly an angry lesbian on beaver tranquilizers like all women basketball players

Hanii_Puppy | 0

#1928191 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 04:33

@91: 8 minutes. 5 minutes early + 3 minutes late = 8 minutes.

chukacua | 2

#6025245 - Friday 1 August 2014 09:16

Who cares if you you play in the WNBA I make more than the highest paid player! Women's sports are fun for them I guess. But not entertaining to watch.

clairedabear | 19

#6039996 - Sunday 17 August 2014 01:07

You sir, are a douche bag. Have fun burning in hell.

By armybarbie | 1

#1920173 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:03

report him? idk sucks to be you.

trigsix | 0

#1921189 - Sunday 2 January 2011 02:29

Them are some tig ole bitties you got their missy.

awesomedot1 | 0

#1921296 - Sunday 2 January 2011 03:32

wtf.

Keyman1212 | 14

#1921371 - Sunday 2 January 2011 04:36

I'm pretty certain she's married. Fuck you and your creepy ass. Doesn't matter anyway, you're an asshat for hitting on someone in a comment.

crazylight | 0

#1991689 - Friday 21 January 2011 09:52

lol look at you defending her honour. : p

By CreateZ | 0

#1920177 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:05

Holy fuck, I've written this four times: Should've hustled. F the FML App

omgshaylaaa | 0

#1920242 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:11

do you have the iPod app too?!? I just copy all of my comments before I post them because it usually takes like 3 tries minimum before it works! what's up with that?!

Pocahontas22_fml | 0

#1920273 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:15

me too!

omgshaylaaa | 0

#1920286 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:17

so this seems to be a common problem with the app? I thought it was just me. hopefully they fix it then! it bugs the shit out of me lol

oliver86 | 8

#1920307 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:19

same as well it's only been recently too 3rd attempt at posting this

lolaisagirl | 0

#1920366 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:31

wow me too! I could have been first on a few FMLs but after like 5 times of posting I've either gave up or gotten second..annoying!

omgshaylaaa | 0

#1920382 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:33

lol we should file a mass complaint. i'm surprised it hasn't been fixed.

JuuuusssstFML | 0

#1920389 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:33

yep happens to me too usually takes about 3 times but how long does the FML things take anyone know?

Hockeyboy4280 | 18

#1920403 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:37

I thought I was the only one having this problem!

JuuuusssstFML | 0

#1920406 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:39

ya idk and I posted like 4 FMLs and none if them showed up?

zanguard | 0

#1920413 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:39

Happens to me as well. Also, my number of comments has stayed at 70 for awhile.

JuuuusssstFML | 0

#1920423 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:41

70? mines still at 0 ???

zanguard | 0

#1920436 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:43

FML appears to be screwed up at the moment.

JuuuusssstFML | 0

#1920520 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:55

well since we are all talking is there a way to send a private message to just one person?

omgshaylaaa | 0

#1920588 - Sunday 2 January 2011 10:20

me too!!! I've written a ton of comments but apparently I've written 0 as well. and 54 you can private message people but I think you can only do it on the site

omgshaylaaa | 0

#1920597 - Sunday 2 January 2011 10:24

woooah I logged into the full site and now it says I have 115 comments... weird!

mercedes3210 | 6

#1920612 - Sunday 2 January 2011 10:30

I have the same problem too. everytime I want to post a comment I just go on the website instead of wasting my time posting several times:/

alipod | 11

#1921264 - Sunday 2 January 2011 03:14

i got bored of it too sometimes i give up

Sirin_fml | 46

#1921532 - Sunday 2 January 2011 06:47

Guys, can you please file a bug report properly rather than bitch about it in the comments? It's a nuisance to the other users to have to scroll past a massive, off-topic thread. Thanks.

122409 | 0

#1921538 - Sunday 2 January 2011 06:51

lol @ 119, and I'm using the iPhone app. if I go back and refresh the fml's, my comment will show up when I come back to the one I commented on. give that a try before you're all like OMGWTFCOMMENTZ

Sirin_fml | 46

#1921735 - Sunday 2 January 2011 08:46

[email protected]

jamaicanking | 0

#1976062 - Monday 17 January 2011 10:03

agreed

techweed | 12

#2240673 - Friday 25 March 2011 04:49

*indian accent* I thought I was the only one *indian accent*. BTW it a Russell Peters referance

By robbilee | 13

#1920187 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:06

next time pee in his coffee

CreateZ | 0

#1920196 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:07

Way to be original. I'm sure the disgusting stench of piss coming out of the cup wouldn't give anything away.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 | 2

#1920235 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:09

No, put roofies in the coffee...

FYLx2 | 0

#1920538 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:58

It would be the hangover all over again.. Lmfao!

BakNBitz | 0

#1920543 - Sunday 2 January 2011 10:00

you mean floories, not roofies. even rapies would be acceptable.

mercedes3210 | 6

#1920609 - Sunday 2 January 2011 10:28

sucks/:

By daddy15 | 0

#1920191 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:07

ydi for playing basketball. weaksauce.

bigphill1333 | 0

#1920226 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:09

I agree it's all about football!!!

IcyHell | 0

#1920268 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:15

wtf is "footbal"

Hockeyboy4280 | 18

#1920409 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:39

No, just no. Hockey ftw

squirell_AIDS69 | 0

#1920444 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:45

#11 if you don't understand sauce, then you're better off not replying to #6.

TNB_xACiDiC | 0

#1922986 - Monday 3 January 2011 10:07

Try wrestling! basketball is what little boys play during Wrestling season!

SkateElement44 | 0

#1923070 - Monday 3 January 2011 10:37

Wrestling is a mans sport

LaxBro6 | 0

#1931190 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 04:10

Wrestling is another way to get closer to a man. Lacrosse, on the other hand, is one of the oldest traditions out there. Native Americans used it to train for war. It's boss as hell. LAX FTW

quinn128 | 8

#5956434 - Monday 26 May 2014 04:58

By patridge | 0

#1920214 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:08

well just kick him right in the nuts

By squirell_AIDS69 | 0

#1920219 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:09

Maybe he wasn't being serious and you're just a gullible person, OP

iSnowboard | 0

#1920859 - Sunday 2 January 2011 11:50

maybe op just sucks. at bbal 0-0

By omgshaylaaa | 0

#1920221 - Sunday 2 January 2011 09:09

well it's pretty obvious your coach didn't want you to start from the get go .... that's extremely rude to break it to you in the way that he did though. I'm sorry!