Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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Shlizabeth 0
Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.
kahaari 0
three words? clean. your. vag.
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F4ILM4N 0
Haha. Like your vag for all the people who thought it was BO. And if it was BO, go to a doctor.
SirAwesome 0
Where's the FML here? It was a pretty funny joke.
elsieenchanted 0
Ummm, looks like it's time to clean. Down there. But what did he say? "mmm, baby. you smell like fish. this room reminds me of you. ;)" Lmao
F4ILM4N 0
Guys calm down, 23 is on her period. Or she watches a Lot of lifetime tv.
Wittlestalker 0
lmaooooooo. clean ur shit. not for ur man, but for you. I mean come on that is nasty as hell!
SirAwesome 0
Jandersoniii, I thought nobody took Catharine Mickinnon seriously after she finally got her anti-**** laws passed in Ontario and the police used them to crack down on lesiban bookstores.
saint101 0
#23... YOUR HUSBAND CAN'T POSSIBLY RAPE YOU!!!!! geez your married for god's sake. and you sound like an unatractive girl yourself. sorry OP-haha this must suck. tried douche? the good old fashioned bar of soap? don't expect any man to want to eat you out anytime soon
Artemis_Huntress 0
...Please tell me you're not serious? Because you are completely wrong: a husband, can, in fact, rape his wife. Just like he can abuse her, and just like he can beat her. It's physically possible, and punishable by law. It doesn't matter if he's your husband, when you say NO, it's NO.
merri_fml 0
Don't feel obligated to buy a douche or even a fancy feminine wash like Summer's Eve, but do take care to clean thoroughly on (at least!) a daily basis (more when it's your time) and I would personally recommend trimming your pubic hair to reduce the chance of scents and toilet paper particles getting caught up in the hair.
UbeenKAKed 0
Ew!
jillz 0
It's okay, Jandersoniii. I hate men too. My favorite form of torturing them is to watch as they drool all over themselves (like the fools they are), and then to enjoy a hearty inward laugh as they realize that they'll never touch me. I also hate the bitchy types (you know which ones I'm talking about) of ladies. I like to torture them by making them seethe so hotly with jealousy that they loose cool points in front of other people. The more witnesses the better. Oh, I hate kids too. Hm.. I guess I just pretty much hate all people except for my family members and those laid back hot chicks out there. ;) @OP - it doesn't matter what he thinks, keep it clean for yourself -
xo_emily_xo 0
#66 and who else thinks this cannot happen... ARE YOU ******* RETARDED? Do you know the definition of the word rape? Well basically, it's when someone forces you to have sex with them. Of course your hubby can force you to have sex with you, dumbass!