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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By Laura_2118 - 12/12/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

kahaari 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:03

three words? clean. your. vag.

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kvgf1484 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:16

lol #18 I think that would have ruined his seductive mood. hahah

amazingkate 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:17

"seductively"? well, i guess he likes you, uh, fishy down there. oh i gag when i type this.

_unknown_ 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:17

woahhh #23 calm down?

Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:19

Lmao Jandersoniii, let's see how long you could "fight the patriarchy" by not cleaning your cooch!

Sapphy 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:20

damn sorry girl. he probably meant your vag... guess it needs a cleaning. at least you know. im sorry... although.. maybe he likes it..????? he said it seductively.. either it was jokingly or serious

Nemesis2747 4

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:21

I got a feeling 23 is smelly, hairy, and a bit over weight. And single

coleymonkey 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:22

Chill 23 this is fml it's not that serious.

fml_fml_fml9 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:23

WTF does that have to do with anything #23 ?!? holy shit, we are all aware of world issues but this is FML, not goerge bush's myspace page. calm ur rage and take it out on a pillow.