Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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Top comments
Shlizabeth 0
Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.
kahaari 0
three words? clean. your. vag.
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Comments (309)
kvgf1484 0
lol #18 I think that would have ruined his seductive mood. hahah
amazingkate 0
"seductively"? well, i guess he likes you, uh, fishy down there. oh i gag when i type this.
_unknown_ 0
woahhh #23 calm down?
Shlizabeth 0
Lmao Jandersoniii, let's see how long you could "fight the patriarchy" by not cleaning your cooch!
Sapphy 0
damn sorry girl. he probably meant your vag... guess it needs a cleaning. at least you know. im sorry... although.. maybe he likes it..????? he said it seductively.. either it was jokingly or serious
Nemesis2747 4
I got a feeling 23 is smelly, hairy, and a bit over weight. And single
coleymonkey 0
Chill 23 this is fml it's not that serious.
fml_fml_fml9 0
WTF does that have to do with anything #23 ?!? holy shit, we are all aware of world issues but this is FML, not goerge bush's myspace page. calm ur rage and take it out on a pillow.
reki_fml 0
23 is just trolling. 10 million incidents per second in the US would cover the entire country's female population in 15 seconds, dur.
Shlizabeth 0
All right Jandersoniii. . . Whatever you say. . . POWER TO THE LESBIANS! ! ! XD