Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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Shlizabeth 0
Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.
kahaari 0
three words? clean. your. vag.
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Comments (309)
jhkmyun 0
#122 ^^ SOUTH PARK~!!!
heyhey1880 0
what does OP mean!!!?
luvin_da_katz 0
JANDORSONIII FTW!!!
HeartlessxBitch 0
LMAO a post that went from a fishy girl's boyfriend's dumbass comment & now it's turned into "men are potential rapists?!" i'm a feminist, & to say all men are rapists & all women are victims is actually very backwards. & i've heard similar quotes from similar women about how women are all rape victims because we're all "too weak" to speak up or defend ourselves & go on about how all men are bad & then call themselves a feminist. bull. shit. frankly, i hate when society teaches us that women having sex is wrong or that we're weak, because we're actually quite capable of becoming very strong. & alot of women do actually enjoy having sex with men. so if you're female & you have sex with a man & love it, **** loudly & proudly! XD
I_am_stupid_also 6
#111 - "first 10 million a second is completely reasonable considering its not a different woman every second." Clearly your Ph.D. is in nothing so advanced as simple arithmetic. At 10 million per second, each woman in the US is being banged once every 15 seconds. In the time it took me to write this I should have raped two women, according to your math. I'm not sure whether your calling every man a rapist is more or less insulting that implying women are idiots who are not capable of informed consent.
suckerz 0
I suggest you washing yourself every now and then... gross
luvin_da_katz 0
JANDERSONIII FTW!!
ThisIsTaboo 0
WTF is up with people talking dirty to each other at aquariums? First sea cucumber innuendos, now fish!
Seegtease 0
You guys, stop feeding the troll. No one can say what she's saying seriously. At least, no one who isn't in a mental institution. They wouldn't survive 2 minutes in the real world. They'd see a guy and girl together, go insane, and try to kill the man. Troll troll troll.
razzumfrazzum 0
Heartless FTW!!