Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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Shlizabeth 0
Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.
kahaari 0
three words? clean. your. vag.
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Comments (309)
bitches_and_hoes 0
#23 If I knew you in real life, I'm pretty sure I would avoid you like the plague. Calm down.
qwerty29 0
Clean your cooch better! Goodness!
babybarb 0
Lmao at 69, apparently my husband can 'force me to have sex with me'. Dumbass, if you're going to make a point, make it right.
kc2_fml 0
.. What a gentleman!...He really knows how to treat a lady...... Now I'm going to run to by girlfreind and tell her she smells like rotting fish.... I'm not even kidding... I'm going to do it right now..
keepitcool 0
wow. epic fml. #23 i love you so much. you're such an entertaining troll.
bosco_kk 0
Wow, maybe he was joking. Don't take it seriosly. Unless, of course, you smell fishy. lol
monicamischief 0
that's ******* disgusting. YDI for not washing your ****. it should not smell like fish. or ANYTHING, really not if it's clean and you aren't infected. and it should have a very, very mild taste. NOT like fish. fdafdsa ugh. and she shouldn't break up with HIM if anything, he should break up with her for not washing her ****. yuck.
littlemisslee 0
Oh, god. Men. Heh.
PleaseSayTheBaby 0
#81 = WIN
PureGold 0
Okay, so Jandersoniii is annoying the crap out of me, and I'm a girl. Seriously, what the **** is wrong with you?? What about the fact that SOME PEOPLE HAVE SEX TO HAVE CHILDREN?? You never once mentioned that. And some people clean themselves because they don't want to smell when they go out in public!! I don't even want to think about how you must smell >.< Yes some people are being raped, but 10 million in the US each second is utter bullshit. EVEN if that's counting all the women just having consensual sex. Go find some real statistics. Personally, as a virgin, I don't feel the need to have sex to feel any self-worth whatsoever. And just because you may not enjoy having sex, doesn't mean some women don't have it for pleasure. You can call all men "rapists", but then they're not rapists, they're just men. Rapists are called rapists for a reason. There's a such thing as being TOO MUCH of a feminist...this is not the right crowd to preach your 100% anti-male views to. Go find some sort of cult to lead that will care that their leader has a PhD, but not that they can make a whole room smell like dead fish by entering it and has armpit hair down to their knees. Everything you're saying is just so ridiculous, just reading it is making me wonder what humanity is coming to. You may think you're the the bomb cause you have a degree, but you follow awfully stupid advice and preaching your beliefs all over this site just makes you look naive, overbearing, and idiotic. And you ******* spelled "MacKinnon" wrong!! If this woman is your guiding force, at least learn to spell her name right! Not only that...but she NEVER ACTUALLY SAID "all sex is rape". NEVER. That wuote was created but her OPPONENTS. Go so check your sources, and dictate your bullshit views to people who care. And OP, that sucks x(. But maybe you do need to shower more often? lol