By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Shlizabeth 0

Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

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bitches_and_hoes 0

#23 If I knew you in real life, I'm pretty sure I would avoid you like the plague. Calm down.

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qwerty29 0

Clean your cooch better! Goodness!

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babybarb 0

Lmao at 69, apparently my husband can 'force me to have sex with me'. Dumbass, if you're going to make a point, make it right.

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kc2_fml 0

.. What a gentleman!...He really knows how to treat a lady...... Now I'm going to run to by girlfreind and tell her she smells like rotting fish.... I'm not even kidding... I'm going to do it right now..

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keepitcool 0

wow. epic fml. #23 i love you so much. you're such an entertaining troll.

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bosco_kk 0

Wow, maybe he was joking. Don't take it seriosly. Unless, of course, you smell fishy. lol

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monicamischief 0

that's ******* disgusting. YDI for not washing your ****. it should not smell like fish. or ANYTHING, really not if it's clean and you aren't infected. and it should have a very, very mild taste. NOT like fish. fdafdsa ugh. and she shouldn't break up with HIM if anything, he should break up with her for not washing her ****. yuck.

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littlemisslee 0

Oh, god. Men. Heh.

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PleaseSayTheBaby 0

#81 = WIN

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PureGold 0

Okay, so Jandersoniii is annoying the crap out of me, and I'm a girl. Seriously, what the **** is wrong with you?? What about the fact that SOME PEOPLE HAVE SEX TO HAVE CHILDREN?? You never once mentioned that. And some people clean themselves because they don't want to smell when they go out in public!! I don't even want to think about how you must smell >.< Yes some people are being raped, but 10 million in the US each second is utter bullshit. EVEN if that's counting all the women just having consensual sex. Go find some real statistics. Personally, as a virgin, I don't feel the need to have sex to feel any self-worth whatsoever. And just because you may not enjoy having sex, doesn't mean some women don't have it for pleasure. You can call all men "rapists", but then they're not rapists, they're just men. Rapists are called rapists for a reason. There's a such thing as being TOO MUCH of a feminist...this is not the right crowd to preach your 100% anti-male views to. Go find some sort of cult to lead that will care that their leader has a PhD, but not that they can make a whole room smell like dead fish by entering it and has armpit hair down to their knees. Everything you're saying is just so ridiculous, just reading it is making me wonder what humanity is coming to. You may think you're the the bomb cause you have a degree, but you follow awfully stupid advice and preaching your beliefs all over this site just makes you look naive, overbearing, and idiotic. And you ******* spelled "MacKinnon" wrong!! If this woman is your guiding force, at least learn to spell her name right! Not only that...but she NEVER ACTUALLY SAID "all sex is rape". NEVER. That wuote was created but her OPPONENTS. Go so check your sources, and dictate your bullshit views to people who care. And OP, that sucks x(. But maybe you do need to shower more often? lol

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