Miscellaneous: Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up...

By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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You kinda deserved that one

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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gaby904 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:07

**** that guys life... jeez, that must've been awkward

urlifeisraped 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:07

Haha ur such a doosh

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urlifeisraped 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:07

Haha ur such a doosh

jakkanarchy 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:26

seriously. pressumptuous dick.

jonathanhand 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:20

you spelled douche wrong bro

countingstairs 16

Sunday 4 May 2014 13:05

#138 No shit, bro

gaby904 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:07

**** that guys life... jeez, that must've been awkward

ThisRandomChild 0

Friday 10 June 2011 5:05

Yeah, poor guy

patebishop 7

Friday 24 February 2012 22:26

Was that pun intended or not?

Dustin_H 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:07

If he smelled bad anyone could have mistaken. No probs

Xero3g 5

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:09

You should live in Detroit. You'd never make that mistake. Here, everyone's homeless. Or at least begging for change.

hillcitygirl 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:11

That's just wrong.

vt_mruhlin 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:13

It's a risk you had to take. When I worked downtown I developed an uncanny ability to put on my ipod and zone out anybody and everybody who tried to talk to me.