By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 817
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what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?

haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"

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what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?

#1 FINALLY!!! #1 Post! And did you get a boner?

exactly what I was thinking. to the OP, did you high five him from behind?

No, silly. You're number 13.

You know some people enjoy being slapped in the butt In a country in eastern South Dakota, they have a ritual where they slap each other's asses naked with sponges and dance the conga to Mexican rap music

did u kno if u look at someones elbow while giving them a high five u never miss?!?!

Did you know that if someone is spacing out then you can lick their elbows without them realizing??? (But they have to be wearing short sleeves)

thats funny right dere redneck dialect

#51 is right. You have to be pretty well inebriated or terribly clumsy to miss a high five watching the elbow. In my own experience it works nearly 100% of the time. google it.

#36 .... Story of your life huh?

Oh, and he doesn't like that? FYL

Three and LOL wonder if he wuz mad

How is his hand near his ass? I bet you did it on purpose

They were probably walking do went it came down to normal position...

Yeah... OP should've just controlled his arm as it went down instead of allowing it to go down full force in a free fall

you're turning gay, you subconsciously slapped his ass :/

Thats funny but it might have looked on purpose!

haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"

that sucks. Is your boss a female? haha

The OP refers to his boss as a he, so no.

You must have been swinging your hand pretty damn hard! Did you leave a hand shaped bruise on his ass?