Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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Shlizabeth 0
Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.
kahaari 0
three words? clean. your. vag.
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Comments (309)
PureGold 0
#99, that's because she has 4 separate posts.
brimston3 0
jandersoniii: Enroll in a biological/evolution course to educate yourself and stop spouting your psychobabble. You have been sadly brainwashed and refuse to look at anything from a different perspective. It's people like you who actually make men hate feminism instead of support it.
razzumfrazzum 0
Oh no's! O.o its janderson yelling all of her bogus statistics and feminazi bullshit........everybody get out your ****** (ladies) and penis's and **** slap her to establish dominance. She's also not very bright considering she believes the U.S. has 864x10^9 people in it according to her 10 million women are abused every second stat. We only have 306,605,550 give or take a few. The population clock keeps changing :D
technobutterfly 0
Lmao @ 24
forthelulz_fml 0
jandersonii is a most professional troll. I'm waiting for the 50 Hitler post. Troll troll was troll
azure8787 0
Haha, clean it up then
PsychoX 0
91, ILY. And queer studies? Yeah, and I have a quintuple Ph.D in Martian Pee-Pees and their Associated Uses and Subsequent Secretion of Sticky Substances... If you are so insecure as to create false credentials, please make them believable. Pretty please? Sex is the way people reproduce. It's necessary for the continuance of human life, whether you be creationist or evolutionist. But if you intend to suggest that the human race should drive itself to extinction.... seek professional help. And buy a vibrator. Actually, buy a vibrator anyway. Masturbation is healthy and stress-relieving. @OP: Chill, it was a joke, and a pretty good one. He might have even been referring to the stereotypical association of the smell of fish with sex that dates back to Shakespearian times (Romeo and Juliet, I think it was Mercutio's(?) line to Romeo accusing him of having slept with Juliet the morning after the balcony scene...). But yeah. He might not have even been refering to you. If it scares you, ask him. He probably won't bite you. Nobody deserves to be dumped, murdered in their sleep, or anything of that nature.
stop_whining 0
HAHAHA. One word for you: douche.
blaihhh 0
I thought the rhyme was "if it tastes like fish, give it a miss. if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin!" but thats what my guy friend said to me.
NickelPhosphate 0
Smell where? LOL that means you either a) need to shower more b) need to use more soap when you shower c) use stronger soap/shampoo d) wear deodorant e) clean down there really well Or he was just playing you.