Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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SwampNut 8
Hold the cheese!
ballerboy20 8
ask him if he wants a snack
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Comments (217)
Brainspoil 2
when I thought long and hard about this fml, I found myself thinking of the blotchy shades of pink that is on a ham. so, I am left to wonder... is her ****** just discolored or is it post sex?
Katzia 0
Post-sex it is just red, silly willy.
Chixken 6
That's my favorite food too!!!
QMoneyMaker723 0
Make sure he doesn't take any bites out of it
monkekka 0
Wow what I've learned from fml is that alot of people have messed up vaginas.
InSanityx 7
I've learnt that many people don't know that "A LOT" is two words.
LoganBurrito 6
Oh damn! Someone just got grammatically PWNED!
uprising_fml 0
82- *learned. Think before you troll/type.
Maddoctor 10
It can be spelled learned or learnt. Both are correct.
LoganBurrito 6
Better than tuna.
SuzyBee 0
Bette than Tuna!!
LoganBurrito 6
I used to copy other people and post what they said, but then I took an arrow in the knee... *Lesson in English learned: verbal irony*
Enslaved 38
Have him glaze you!
EvanescenceLuver 12
LOL nice one!
annasher961 11
Wtf! At least it doesn't smell like fish lol
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
It gives "Green Eggs and Ham" a whole new meaning....
ohmandapants 17
No it doesn't..
buddyguyfriend 1
Awwww u have meat curtains! U might wanna start slowing down the amount of penis' that go inside ur ham hole