By thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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loserman67 35

WINNER WINNER, ham sandwich dinner. Howlucky can one girl get. Your meat pocket reminds him of his favorite food! Sounds like you'll get eaten out whenever you wish! So why complain. And, if he loves ketchup, *********** all month long!

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skulskinator 5

Does it taste like it to?

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Hustlasaurus 9

that doesn't really seem like much of a problem.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Let him go to town on your twat like he does on ham. You'll never leave his side.

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AshleyCole 0

I don't see why that's bad.. He likes it.. And vaginas aren't the prettiest thing to begin with. Be glad he likes it!

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hellonyancat 6

Well ******'s *are* weird. At least he compares it to something he likes. Oh and i don't see why a ****** shouldn't be compared to food anyway. Penises are compared to foodstuffs all the time.

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Eiregal2 10

Can honestly say I never thought it looks like ham! Maybe like turkey when you peek in the oven and you are face with the big tied up turkey hole! That's what it looks like lol

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