Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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SwampNut 8
Hold the cheese!
ballerboy20 8
ask him if he wants a snack
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Comments (217)
loserman67 36
WINNER WINNER, ham sandwich dinner. Howlucky can one girl get. Your meat pocket reminds him of his favorite food! Sounds like you'll get eaten out whenever you wish! So why complain. And, if he loves ketchup, *********** all month long!
skulskinator 5
Does it taste like it to?
Hustlasaurus 9
that doesn't really seem like much of a problem.
CataracsFan 10
Canadian bacon..
KiddNYC1O 22
Let him go to town on your twat like he does on ham. You'll never leave his side.
yakita60 2
How...poetic...
AshleyCole 0
I don't see why that's bad.. He likes it.. And vaginas aren't the prettiest thing to begin with. Be glad he likes it!
hellonyancat 6
Well ******'s *are* weird. At least he compares it to something he likes. Oh and i don't see why a ****** shouldn't be compared to food anyway. Penises are compared to foodstuffs all the time.
Eiregal2 10
Can honestly say I never thought it looks like ham! Maybe like turkey when you peek in the oven and you are face with the big tied up turkey hole! That's what it looks like lol
MrNYC 0
Lmao sound yummy to me
Gregabob00 0
What else can you do with a ham wallet?