Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 323
You deserved it 19 733

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Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)

This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...

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Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)

Nah. Just hand him an anatomy textbook.

But that's not as fun as visually learning...

some people are hands on learners...

In this case I think everyone is a hands on learner

Hard on learner? OH. HAND. Not hard.

Visually learning just isn't the same.

Sounds like ur boyfriend has way to much innocents

Innocence*

Time to educate him. Maybe start with the birds and bees.

Or the dicks and the v's.

She should leave the lights on during the next lesson.

Somebody's still in possession of their V-card.

And probably too young for that text.

Not everyone that's a virgin is clueless about genitalia and not everyone that isn't a virgin has a clue about genitalia. It could have been many factors that caused the person to ask what the picture was of.

Hey, vaginas are weird.

This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...

It could just be a bad angle that doesn't really show what the entire vagina looks like. Let's take in consideration some of the things a vagina can resemble: a taco, roast beef. Now we can also take in consideration that the picture maybe wasn't clear in quality, or maybe it was half of it that was shown. But then again, maybe OPs vag is just not that good looking.

roast beef?! wow.

Yes but hopefully it was shaved roast beef..

and the picture makes your comment even more hilarious #39 lmfao

...you left out lasagna.

*pukes violently at the thought of Arbys*

#37 wow. thanks for ruining tacos and roast beef for me

Yea, the worst I've heard is a 'beef curtain'

Badly-packed kebab anyone?

Get him to watch a certain movie....

What movie, American Pie?

No, I think he meant Teeth.

No I think he means White Chicks

#32 nobody deserves to watch white chicks. That's kinda mean. :/

#70 I actually thoroughly enjoyed white chicks...

White chicks is one of the best films around, I can watch it so many times and still laugh at it.

Give him 3 guesses

Is it a ravine?

Is it a side view of a burger?

well, it's edible...

That's more than three

Tell him to come over to your house and "see".

How old is he?

I remember my first sext.

oh yeah? what was his name?

they didn't have phones in 1891 well not texting at least...

#65 oh i was wondering about that. especially when you sent pictures of your vagina.

I don't understand the downvotes on your last comment, I thought it was a great comeback. Strange.

Has it been so long since he's seen it he forgot what it looked like?

You never forget