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By  bloopaloop  |  27

Things possibly said immediately prior :

“You’re under arrest”
“You are not allowed to masterbate here”
“I’m here in response to a domestic violence call”
“I’ll have four chocolate glazed, please”
“Joe Biden went missing 2 months ago. There’s a reward if you find him”

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  31

If you're gonna be a smart-ass around a cop, make sure you say something funny. Even with zero context, you deserved to get arrested. Although, we can't all be as sharp-witted and charming as Fluffy when it comes to cops.

  tounces7  |  27

Of course, because someone who isn't breaking any laws deserves to be arrested in our modern Police-State society for not licking the boots of our masters.

By  tounces7  |  27

You have to prostrate yourself and beg forgiveness whenever dealing with police, as they feel they are superior beings to the rest of us and must be worshiped as such.