Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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SwampNut 8
Hold the cheese!
ballerboy20 8
ask him if he wants a snack
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Comments (217)
068699214 0
This mad me laugh my ass off !!!
iceliebedich 7
Same here!
crazycanuck73 0
????
FalconCrunch 4
Bone-in?
natewilson 9
Yes...
beebananaz88 0
Hey its better than him saying it reminds him of cat food! (;
runtkirk3 0
Cat food? Wtf?
awesomeboii 0
Hah. I guess he'll be eating ham soon. xD
steeps5 0
Sounds like that would be good for you in this case.
rubberduckie94 13
An fml would be if he said it reminded him of tuna
ohmandapants 17
So he likes to eat you? You should be damn happy about that.
SuperBritty23 7
Would that be a complement?
ohmandapants 17
No... Might be a compliment though. An odd compliment, but I'd take it.
phuketboy 19
I hope you said "honey that's the sweetest thing anyone ever said to me" because it really is. :)
DunkmisterE 1
i don't wanna know what part reminds him of ham