Health, Mental health, Smartphone and Lonely: Cabin fever

Cabin fever

By ThisPhoneismyRoommate - 24/08/2021 00:01 - France - Boissy-saint-l?ger

Today, I realized I've lived alone for so long, I now apologize to my phone for dropping it, or even over-charging it. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 August 2021 3:16

If you say, "Hey, Siri" first, she'll say "No problem" or "My circuits can handle that."

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 August 2021 5:42

There are those who frown on over-charging cats. Meddling do-gooders!

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EBrogen 12

Tuesday 24 August 2021 1:46

That's ok, I've named my phone "The Precious". I cuddle it, stroke it lovingly, wash it vigorously and whisper sweet nothings to it.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 August 2021 3:16

If you say, "Hey, Siri" first, she'll say "No problem" or "My circuits can handle that."

diraven 15

Tuesday 24 August 2021 5:24

Get a cat. Then it's not crazy at all...

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 August 2021 5:42

There are those who frown on over-charging cats. Meddling do-gooders!

2deployments1divorce 10

Tuesday 24 August 2021 17:35

It's possible to overcharge a phone?

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